Okay so yesterday I went to the beach with my friend Cecilia and we like swam in the Gulf of Mexico for like four hours and played volleyball and whatnot. Then it was time to leave because we had to get back to Louisiana and we were at Orange Beach in Alabama and we had to be home by ten and it was a three hour drive. So we went to the shower parts of the beach to rinse off the sand and when I was rinsing off she was drying off and I spotted this really hot guy not too far away and he had on khakis and a black dude tank and a snap back and he had brown hair and really really tan skin and he wore these shoes that I can't think of the name but they were cool. So then my parents called us to leave and we were walking to the car and the boy, lets just call him Brandon because he looked like a Brandon, was walking in front of us in the same direction and all of a sudden he walked behind a dumpster and my friend was like "he's probably taking a piss" and I was like nah why would anyone do that and we kept walking but I looked back later and he walked from behind the dumpster and I guess he was peeing because he zipped his pants up and then started walking in our direction again and while we were putting up all the beach stuff in the trunk of the car he totally checked us out. I'm telling you man. Brandon. Was. Fine. The end.
