The shitty knight has just set off riding on the dirt path while the sun rises behind him and then he sees 3 peasants (farmers) blocking the road. "Clear the path" yelled the knight yet the peasants did not leave. "Fuck off we are starting a riot just wait for everyone else" replied peasant 1. The knight stopped just in front of them and spoke in a passive aggressive voice "move before I shove this sword up your ass" "and we will shove a turnip down your throat!" peasant 3 interrupted "and then will will burn your body and dance around the flames!". The knight drew his sword and waved it in the air and in return the peasants got turnips at the ready. "Just get out the way I must join the other 1,000 knights" the knight said sounding annoyed. The peasants all spoke at the same time "Just 1,000? doesn't seem like much of an army". Then all of a sudden the ground shook as 100 knights and 500 archers emerged behind the knight. "Just go round" yelled a archer. The knight (getting quite mad) yelled back "Go fuck yourself this is about respect!" The knight starting to speak softer looked at the peasants and said "So would you like to move now? Or will we have to use force?" Suddenly another knight went up to see what was happening "we can't kill them it's against the Knights code of honour" whispered knight 57936. And so the rest of the peasants arrived in a small army of 1,500 all armed with turnips except one called potarry which is a mixture of Larry and potato who is armed with (surprisingly) a potato. "Who cares kill them all..." "Your not are lea..." " I WILL CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOU THROAT!"Yelled the knight who is now the leader "ARCHERS READY... FIRE CHAAAARGE!" And so a volley of 500 arrows launched out blocking the sun and landing upon the peasants while 101 knights slaughtered peasants with 1,499 turnips and one potato came flying at them. The knight ran away from the battle after almost dieing when a turnip hit him in the hand and he got a bruise. Little did the knight know he was followed into a barn by the 3 peasants. "Well well well look what we have here" said peasant 3 and then they took off the Knights armour and under clothes and sent him back to battle with a stick, naked. And so that's how peasants took down a famous leader now known as shitty knight. And that's the story of why there is a statue of shitty knight.
