Jacksepticeye Detective Fanfic (don't have a better name at the moment)

At the Airport

"DAMM IT!!, just follow me I'm a PI *showing ID* for Christ's sake!!"

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'why can't he get him self home? it not even that far' can't believe I have to come a pick up my idiot of partner, no offence to him but some times he can be really stupid. Like how do you forget to hire a car when you go away.... it's a mystery to me.

Kenny:"Hey Lucie! thanks for getting me."
Lucie:"ah so the idiot arrives, how was the flight Kenny"
Kenny:"now that's not nice is it you bitch, it was fine, a 6"9 tall man sat in a small set for 2 hours.... just fine"
Lucie:"get over it lanky legs" now you may all be think that we hate each over but no... we've been friends since school and we've always been this way. always insulting each over.

Kenny:"So any thing new case related?"
Lucie:"nope" I lead a private Investigation firm and with Kenny we make up the team. Dont get me wrong, Its not that no one want to work with me, I mean young police investagerts ask me all the time, it's just I don't like big crowds or people I'm not used to so its just me and Kenny.
Kenny:" well if you got out more then may be we would, i mean with that ability of yours Lucie...."
Lucie:"yea yea piss off I'm out now ain't I and nothing's happening"
What my lovely partner its referring to is this strange ability to detect when someone I pass is going to be attacked, strange I know I don't know how I got it and Kennys the only over person that knows about it and it helped me in the police force, kind of like cheating my way through....
But anyway moving on nothing's happened so far and we have minor cases to work on so we'll be busy for a couple of days.

Lucie:"So pizza?"
Kenny:"yes please, airplane food is not good."

go home relax eat pizza and catch up about what Kenny did on his trip to see his girlfriend.

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or so I thought....  Just as we we're leaving, someone passes me, for a brief moment I see that person meeting the worst death one could imagine. I stop and hold on to Kennys arm to steady my self, this happens rarely but when something as bad as that comes up I get dizzy. "Oh no..."
Kenny looks down at me knowing what just happened...
Kenny:"what?" I don't know why he asks, he always knows what's happen when I get like this.
Lucie:"you know what ass hole.... we may just have another case" the person that just passed me is gonna be a kidnapped and taken some where dark for a bloody death in 10 minutes if i dont do something....
wait... I know this person....
Lucie:"OMFG!!!, you can't be serious!! ah bloody hell!! really is this how we get to meet!!!"
Kenny;"what Lucie? what do you see??? who is it"
Lucie:"my god Kenny, you're not gonna believe this"
Kenny:"just tell me for god sake"
Lucie:"Its flipping JACKSEPTICEYE!!!" OOPS!!! I cover my mouth as soon as it came out but it was to late and too loud that Jack had already turn around to see who had shouted his name.
Kenny:"no way really, how long do we have!?!"
Lucie:" about 6 minutes and counting. umm hello.... Ummm big fans, ha. nice to meet you, but. umm Jack I'm gonna need you to come with me and my partner... Like right now!"
Jack: " ummm....? yea love too, but I really need to be some where... so I'm gonna have to leave you... may next time.... bye."
As he walks away I grab his arm and pull him back hard too hard i think cuz he made a little pained sound.
Lucie: "no, really you have to come with me.. Like now."
Jack: "okay let go now before I call for help"
Jack tries pulling his had away but I'm not letting got. he ain't dieing today, not on my watch. speaking of watch,
I look over at the clock on the door quickly and God damm it I'm running out of time here!!
Kenny: "there isn't really much time to explain you just need to trust us and come with us... please, your life is in danger!"
Lucie: "and we're kind of running out of GOD DAMM time so please come with us!"
Jack: "NO, what are you even talking about, in danger, i dont even know you two so why would I trust you!?!?!"
Why do you have to be so stubborn. well I mean two random people grab you in the Airport and demand you come with them..., yea I'd be the same. BUT STILL
I'm..., He's...., Damm it! I'm running out of time. There's 2 minutes left..... AH FUCK IT!!!
DAMM IT!! LISTEN TO ME I'M A PI *FLIPS ID* AND YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER!!! SOME ONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE I SUGGEST FOLLOWING ME!!!!"
Both Kenny and Jack looked at me in shock before Kenny finally comes to his senses. Grabbing Jack by the waist and lift him up over his shoulder in a fireman lift. It was such a swift movement that all you heard was a quiet yelp from Jack as he was lifted 6 feet in the air and over Kennys shoulder.
Kenny:"okay were to Lucie"
Lucie:" to my car, like right NOW. Who evers coming is coming now so let's move"
Jack:" OI PUT ME DOWN"
Lucie:" do you wanna die!!"
Jack:"........."
Lucie:"didn't think so, so shut up."
Kenny:"and don't struggle.... it makes it harder to carry you. through you are very light, which helps I guess "
I think he understood what we ment. That or he's completely in shock... either way he's quiet, which I must say is a achievement for me as he is the 'world's loudest YouTuber' (So to say)
any way all jokes aside we have to get to my car and get Jack to safety as fast as we can.

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Part one end