❤bros + hoes💕

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by melxissaxp

by melxissaxp

Courts: yo whose momma do I need to visit coz some hoe boutta die

Zion: put the cleaver down she's sharpening her nails

Alesha: I'mma call Keisha these bitches smh

Znuie: I got MA weave tight let's Go drag some bitches

Emaza: I just got my nails done leggo

Shantale: I iz confused

Brando: r u okay

Shantale: yeah why

Courts: okay who the fuq broke you I'mma go talk to them I swears no one hurts MA babies

Shantale: ohh I'm fine o just caught him in the act with some tiff chick

Courts: okay leggo but 1st

Courts added +068392******

??:whet

Courts remember I bailed you gotta prison

??: no what

Courts: boii I helped u u help me yesh

??: fine why

Courts: I'mma commit murder and need it covered
??: you dint here this from me but alcohol and slip some strong shit in there drink then call the feds and act like you 2 were just hooking up and he just won wake up then, put on water works and shit don't forget gloves

Mara: da fuq

Zion: noted screenshotted chat

Emaza: Rodney really you just joined the force as well

??: suure baiii

?? Left chat

Porter: um y'all ain't killing anybody

Shantale: yeah your not I was gonna break it iff anyway I like someone else he's sooo cute

Brando: who is it

Shantale: secret

Courts: I know I know I know and mmm mighty foine
Not my type but mighty foine

Mara: what is your type?
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Edwin: dang boiiii

Mara:😒😒😒

I got carried away do it's shite sorry xx