Partner In Crime / Zion Kuwonu

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"Okay, whatever but somebody just broke into our apartment an-" She cuts me off again. "OH MY GOD. Why did you not tell me about this right after you realised that somebody broke into our apartment? Wait! Let me get a knife bigger than the one that youre holding." she takes a knife real quick and because she is stupid, she doesnt know that im holding the biggest one. I roll my eyes and sigh. "Can you stop being so stupid and be smart for a minute? I'm holding the biggest knife Melissa motherfucking Brooks. There aint no knives bigger than this one I'm holding. God. Why do i have a stupid bestfriend?" i let out a heavy breath. "At least you love me. And it means a lot." she winks and i roll my eyes.

"Well, listen. You clean up this mess and i'll chck every room in our apartment. And when i come back, i dont wanna see any pieces of the broken window on the floor." i take some steps closer to her. "What? You clean this mess! I ain't cleanung up!" "Oh, so you wanna check every room in our apartment and what if you find the guy who broke into our apartment and is a psycho? He will turn off the lights an-" "OH MY GOD KARLEE SHUT THE FUCK UP! OKAY FINE I WILL CLEAN UP THE MESS THAT MOTHERFUCKER MADE!" she gives up. But i laugh inside. She is so funny yet stupid. I nod and say "good girl." "Wait. Karlee. What if the guy who broke into our apartment is Jordan? Don't you know he is a psycho? Oh oh oh! Or what if the guy who broke into our apartment is the guy that you dumped in middle school? His name is.. Hm.. Steve? Yes! Steve! He is also a psycho. Or.. What if the guy who broke into our apartment is Lucas? Your ex. He is a fucking psycho. I hate that guy." this bitch doesn't even make sense at all. She never does. I dont think they broke into our apartment. Like what for? Kidnap her? Well i would feel bad for the guy who kidnap her because she annoys the shit outta people around her like 25/8.

"Can you just fucking shut up? Im pretty sure the have nothing against us." i roll my eyes and walk away from her. "But.. Karlee." her soft voice stops me. "What?" i turn to her. "Take care please." aw how cute. She can be cute sometimes. "Oh, thanks!" i smile at her and continue to walk.
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So who do you think broke into their dorm? Jordan? Steve? Lucas? Or someone else? Please comment who you think broke into their apartment. Anddd goodnight / good morning. x