A/N: Sooooo My class started sex ed last week and we were talking about consent during sex when the teacher showed us this video made by some British people about consent(video above) so I decided to write about that event in modern Hamilton AU so yeah! I hope you enjoy!😊😊😊
(No one's POV)
The Hamilsquad was just getting out of lunch to go to everyone's least favorite class. Sex Ed( THE HORROR) "Why must we got this class it sucks AND it's disturbing." Alex groaned remember the other day Mrs. Park showed them pictures of what it look like to have Gonorrhea inside the body and on the mans area.( Gonorrhea is a sexually transmitted disease or STD for short, the pictures are very disturbing so look them up at your own risk.) "I agree Mon Ami but Sex Ed is half our grade in P.E. we don't have no choice." Lafayette said not ready for the nightmares their going to experience today.
As they arrive to the sex ed classroom the first thing Herc, John, and Laf thought of was holding Alex back from Jefferson the school playboy, early that day Jefferson thought it would be a funny idea to put mac and cheese in Alexs's math book. Well bad idea. When John opened the door the first thing heard was... "JEFFERSHIT WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!" A very angry tiny person yelled ready to charge until a certain freckled friend lifted him over his shoulders and set him in a chair. "I'll murder you later." Alex says glaring daggers at Thomas. "I'd like to see you try dwarf." Thomas snicker before turning to the door when it opened to find George Washington and George King walk in hand in hand blusing mad.(So what I ship them watcha gonna do) "Eww get a room guys!" Herc yelled and Laf and John laughed. "Oh please you act like no one heard you and Frenchie in the locker room the other day." King said while smirking in victory when the couple became embarrassed.
(Time skip)
After everyone seemed to come in including the teacher the horror lesson began." Ok class today we're going to be talking about the different types of sex there's the good, the bad, and the ugly. Sex is good when STD's don't end up being transferred to the other partner, no one get's pregnant unintentionally, and most importantly when both partners have each others consent." Mrs. Park said pointing to each bullet point. "Right now I'm going to show a video made by some British soldiers about consent only difference is they're going to my comparing it to tea, now let's begin." Mrs. Park says
As the video began to talk about not making tea if the person doesn't want it Aaron( who magically appeared) over heard Washington and King chatting behind him. "Speaking of which Georgie would you like to come over for some tea? And maybe afterwards we can strip down to our socks and-" "Hey can you not talk about your future plans behind me thanks!" Aaron interrupted King before anything perverted can be said. "We're sorry Burr we'll continue our conversation after class." George said giving an apologetic smile.
While some people were trying to take the class seriously others couldn't stop being perverted about it. "Hey John don't force the tea down their throat especially when their unconscious." Lafayette repeated the person in the video in between laughs. "Oh and don't go to the person house every day asking if they want tea just because they said they wanted tea on Saturday." Alex also repeated causing the rest of the gang to laugh including Thomas and James.
And so the rest of the period the Hamilsquad laughed and laughed and laughed some more.
The End!
A/N: Yelp! There you have guys I (J)hope you enjoyed the story and learned a little something about consent. Don't forget to like and comment and I'll see you cupcakes later! Bye~bye.😘💖💖💖
