It's all just a game (Akatsuki No Yona Fanfic)

• 7 • My Dream

     "ASSISTANT FLIPPER FLOPPER MOTHER SLIPPER KIRA!!" Called a red head.

I looked at him, then looked around, looked back at him and squinted. "Are you fire?"

    "Lololol coz I'm hot, right?" The red head winked.

I shook my head. "Because your hair is burning." I stared at the fire on his head.

    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" He ran in circles, twirled a couple times and plopped on the floor when the fire went out.

I knelt down and patted his head. "Good doggy."

    "Anyways, * cough * We found da famous Thief of them all, and you will arrest him with a Pew Pew—" He said but I already left.

In the streets....

I twirled my gun and it flew away, hitting someone. "Oops. I killed a rabbit." I stared at a man with his whole outfit white. "Oh, wait I killed the thief. And I thought he was strong—"

    "I AM STRONG!!" He stood up and pointed his gun at me.

I grabbed a random person, Jae-ha and threw him at the theif—-
—killing them both

.......
.......

    "WAKE UPP!!!" Mother Yun shouted. "I called you 95858848484848495896979797686868798696 times!!!"

    "Yes mother, I killed a green dragon to catch a thief." I wasn't paying attention and just spilled it out.

   "What are you saying? Are you high?" Yun had a confused look.

....

   "OH HELL YA IM HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I ran out and danced with Zeno, and accidentally smacked Jae-ha and he slammed into a bandit.

.....

"Oops?"

   "Woah~" Zeno sounded amazed.

I poked Jae-ha with a stick, he didn't budge. So I stabbed his stomach with the holy stick and shouted
"COME OUT DEMON, I HAVE ZE HOLY BIBLE AND HOLY STICK. I COMPEL UUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Jae-ha woke up, but I swung my hands so it hit him again, hard.

....

"Whoops, my bad!" I stuck out a tongue. "No Jae-ha's were harmed in the process of getting the demon out."

Everyone just looked at me with a shocked expression as Zeno threw imaginary popcorns in the hair—-
—-I mean, air