YOU SAY SHIT, I SAY LIFE!!

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I sat down on the grass in a white dress with a sweetheart neckline,I was barefoot.

All of a sudden there was loud music coming from somewhere,then suddenly the calm ,serene meadow was now replaced by dancing loud teenagers.

"Hey gorgeous"

someone said behind me.I turned and saw the most guy I've set my brown eyes on.It took me half a second to realise who it was
IT.WAS.CHANNING. FUCKING.TATNAM

I think I stared at him to long cause he cleared his throat

"can I kiss you"

before I could answer he stepped forward and when he was an inch away from  me he started singing

' Don't wake me up up up up up up
Don't wake me up up up up up up
Don't wake me up
Don't wake me
To much coffee no sugar inside my cu-

"WAKE UP RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SLAP YOU, YOU LAZYASS IDIOT! AND TURN THAT RUBBISH OFF BEFORE I TAKE YOUR PHONE AWAY AGAIN"

Ladies and gentlemen that's how I wake up every single fucking day.BTW that lovely person calling me an idiot was my mother and she would slap me she's done it so many times.

I know I should leave but I'm only 13 where the hell would I go.

After I have a shower, I put on my new dark blue high waist shorts ,a light green short sleeved top with my baby blue Jean vest that says 'freedom' on the back to top it off I put on my black vans.

Today is the last day of school and it's prize day which is an excuse for my school to praise the smart ones and criticise the stupid ones.

I'm walking to the bus stop about five minutes away with my new earphones in.

I scan my bus pass and make my way upstairs.

I sit on the third last row.I sit down next to the Window a place my handbag next to me.

I signed into instagram, face book,snapchat ,viber and wattpadd.I silently thanked whoever thought to put free WiFi on buses.

I was half way through 'The Badass New Girl ' where the main character Venus was cursing out a guy that offended her, when the guy behind me tapped my shoulder. I turned around and looked into his beautiful hazel eyes, BIG mistake. They were so hypnotic that I swear he'd be able to convince Satan to be good.

"um...sorry to interrupt but you wouldn't have the time would you"

I look at my pink watch and turn back to him

" it's eight fifteen "

I say with a smile.

"thanks, by the way my name's Jacob what's yours"

he say while leaning a bit closer.

" are you a werewolf "

I really cant believe I said that. He looks at me for a second then bursts out laughing as in a proper laugh he's even slapping his knee.His laugh sounds like music ,a perfect melody.

"ahh your funny"

I raise an eyebrow at this ,sure I've been called funny but from him it's like the best compliment ever.

"you know no one's ever said that to me, I'm happy your the first matter of fact I want to be my first everything"

I feel my eyes going wide

"what"

He looked pretty confused so I'm guessing he hadn't thought about the sexual innuendo. He seemed to go over his words.u saw the realization in his eyes next thing I know he looks as red as ketchup.

"no no no... that's not what I meant... I would never think of you that way-not that your not worthy enough because you are,what I meant was I want you to be my first girlfriend- not like that.. um..a girl that's a friend."

he said stumbling over his words.

"I can't be your friend -cause I know nothing about you"

I added when his face fell.

"ohhhhh..well.. um I'm sixteen my b'day is the thirtieth of December,my favourite colour is blue and white cause they remind me if me of peace ,I have live with my dad ,I'm an only child ,I don't have a favorite movie but I do like scary movies and my favourite snack would be popcorn covered in chocolate,cheese&onion crisps and vanilla ice cream " he says in one breath. "oh can I have your number" as he says that while looking down and scratching the back of his neck.But I'm not giving him my number. I mean come one sure he's hot but Channing is much hotter.And he could be a psychopath.

"how bout I take your number and we'll see where this.. um.. friendship takes us "

I say while look at him.

"great"

he says looking relived then he flashed a heart stopping smile at me.I couldn't help but smile back at him.

After he gave me his number we talked about random stuff like how we would save the world if gummybears took over of course I said eat them, but he said what if they take over body so I said melt them with a heat Ray and that got us into a discussion about pollution and the environment.

I was in the middle of laughing at Jacob only to stop short when I saw Shannon walk up the stairs.I saw her send me a death glare, then she looked at my hand which was holding Jacob's.

Nothing happened we were arm wrestling which was why I was laughing, he  kept making silly faces trying to make me lose.

I saw a evil smile crawl on her lips, she was staring at Jacob like hungry wolf.

All I could think was
SHIT!

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authors note

hey guys this is my second book I would love if you could comment one what's good and what's not

thanks <3

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