Get Ready (A GREAT TIME BOOK 3)

Chapter 5000: Dancey time

Evans POV

It was are big night.... The dance of the big night it was home q'min dance. I put on my tuxeedu AND my fedora. I sprayed on some spray-on-skin™ and laughed and laughed. I spray on goat scent perfume thing. LOL JK it was bacon scent. I smeel like a million buck$ I said to my self withba smile.. I grabbu my phone and call up my date for the dance it was gurl name Natasha. I said Hey gerl ready 2 go 2 dance tonight<3? Lol yea i guss~~ she siad.

I jump in my moms car she was driving me. HEY MOM DO THAT i yell. LOl okay evan :) she said. She floored it to natashas house. Nathdfsa was there she was weraing a dress i think. Anyhow, i lookt at her with a look of look and then we speed of to th school. I slammé the door down

Nathashra pov

OMG evan such a cool guy. :) lol

Evan Pov #KimIllSungDIDNOTHINGWRONG ;)

Nathwetyashra pOiove

WHEN we goat into da kur dance 5 mil, ALLL::; L DA kiddo esplody'd erywhere and I skreeched right into Russia. All them kiddos went right to da bad place, but I went ran to McDonalds and I punched one of dem fattsys right in the fat! OUCH I SCREEL'D as i brokeded muh femur and eye and braib and toes and ten and did I mention i brokeded muh braib and femur and eye and braib and toes and ten, but wait there's more! I also broke my spleen and my Invader Zim© and my everyting and my Wall-e DUN FOGET EDNA DA WULLRUS?!!?!?.......!?!?!.

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