Unlucky Luck

Chapter 1- Disaster Averted

Dedication to DoNotMicrowave. I wouldn't have written this if it wasn't for her so thanks. :)

 I could not believe my eyes. What was this?  I could feel the bile rising in my throat. This was the worst possible thing that could happen in my entire life. I felt my legs beginning to move, pumping as hard as they could to reach the disaster before all hell ensued.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", I screamed waving my hands like an escaped lunatic. "OOOOF!!" he cried as I hit into him full speed. Hundreds of perplexed onlookers stared at the crazy scene unfold before their eyes, not quite sure what to make of it. Next thing, Jacob Boston lay on the floor with what was undoubtedly a girl who was bat shit crazy sprawled on top of him.

 Dafuq??!!" he cried from under a mass of my fuzzy black hair.

“Oh my effing God, I'm so so exceptionally sorry!" I cried as I crawled off him, my head hung in shame.

"OMGEEEEEEE!! LOOOOL!!" a high shrill voice screeched. I rolled my eyes and sighed with annoyance.  Just my rotten luck. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life and the Smehg twins had to be there to witness it.

I rolled off Jacob and stood up, brushing the dirt off my jeans. "I am so so so so sorry" I exclaimed, holding out a hand to help him up. Our eyes locked for an extremely awkward moment. He ignored my hand and pulled himself up. Imelda and Rolanda Smehg giggled rudely at Jacob's rejection to me. I felt my cheeks growing hot, 'why won't the ground just open up and swallow me whole?' I thought to myself.

Surprisingly Sabrina just stood there looking at me with PISSED OFF written all over her face.

‘Damn, if looks could kill I’d be a chalk outline on the floor right now’ I thought to myself as I stared at her.

"Why did you do that? Were you trying to hurt me?" Jacob asked accusingly, turning my attention back to him.

"T-t-there was...a...a.... bee!" I stammered "There was a bee and it was about to sting you and I didn’t want that to happen".

"Bullshit ahem, sorry just a tickle in my throat" Imelda said trying to cover up her insult with a cough.  I did what I normally did with the Smehg twins and ignored them. I just prayed that Jacob would believe my ridiculous story and drop the issue.

 "Mmm" Jacob murmured with an unconvinced look on his face.

I turned around to leave as I wasn’t in the mood to converse with the two most irritating BITCHES in the world - Imelda and Rolanda Smehg. As I walked away, I could feel Jacob's and Sabrina’s eyes boring into my back. I quickened my pace desperate to get away from their presence. All the while I couldn’t stop smiling to myself and thinking 'Disaster averted'.

I'm such a stupid stupid stupid idiot! Why did I rugby tackle him? The finest boy in the vicinity and I attack him like a wild dog. I honestly don’t know what's wrong with me...well actually I do.

When I was four I was cursed by an evil witch to live the rest of my life as the unluckiest girl in the world. It didn’t help that the evil witch is my auntie and I have to see her every single family gathering. She tries to act like it’s a joke but we both know that it's not.

It has totally ruined my social life and my chances of getting a boyfriend. Not that I care. I wouldn't want to go out with any of the baboons that attend my school anyway. Except maybe Jacob Boston. But I won't tell you about that, I'm not here to bore you with my life story.