THE HOLY BIBLE | AMBYAN CRACK | FIRST TESTAMENT

1st Period (not as in pms you sicc fricc)

Ryan was no other weaboo, for he had the power of "GoD aNd AnImE" on his side so he became a god.

He was too rAdIcAl for thst Christian stuff so he made his own religion. "Kolbowtheism" Where he has a rad group of kids called "the rad ladz" but also known as "Dinosaur Kids".

MEET THE DINOSAUR KIDS:

HEASH:
(Kaylee)
likes pie, is currently going through a mating phase, homophobic, likes ice cream, massages, and doing hair, AND DON'T FORGET FANFICS cinnamon roll

SPACE DAD:
(Jacky)
VERY GAY, enjoys rainbows and long walks on the beach, currently lonely, LIKES WRITING SMUT, grammar and spelling police (watch out), SpEcIaL BrOwNiE DeAlEr, Fanfic dealer

DADDY
(Jade)
shares favorite dad jokes with space dad, ALSO GAY, meme supplier, always high ;)), would kill for a cool sweater, married to Sassy Rainbow Boi, fanfic dealer, socks, pancake, SHHOORRT, daddy of: plants, sass, frankie, Strange liking to thighs?

SASSY RAINBOW BOI
(Frankie)
Married to: Daddy, GAAAAAYYYY, LIKES NOT WEARING THEIR SHIRT, cinnamon roll, pancake, SHORRRT, likes hugs and murder. Teletubby reject / jimmy urine reject,
Frank iero doppelganger, fanfic dealer,

HANNIE BANANA
(Hannah)
Questioning? WON'T STOP BITING THEMSELVES, married to: way to many guys, fanfic receiver, NOT a vampire BUT feels like one, shane dawson who?! TOLL

AMBY
(amber)
Married to: OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RYAN, likes cheese, hates Gavin, pancake, TOLL, Fanfic receiver, likes dead memes, having an affair with kermit the frog, and Culby Broccoli, FIREY RED HEAD, just wants to die honestly, OUR QUEEN CAUSE RYAN IS KING

JERONI PEPARONI
(Jeryn)
Married to: Hannie, BELIVES IN GENDER, plays sports, thinks Ryan has some H A R D C A N D Y, gets bullied by fellow rad ladz, tries to do rituals but believes in gender too much

WEENIE BUTT
(gavin)
Married to: his right hand, and michelle, can't get a joke, purest of them all, WON'T STOP WEARING GREY, bullied often by fellow ladz, probably a murderer, "doesn't" have a crush on heash.

TRILOBITE TESTICLE
Likes booty, backpacks, water, ponytails.

DANKMINER69
Dank mining,