THE HOLY BIBLE | AMBYAN CRACK | FIRST TESTAMENT

the hickey fickey

Amber was board yes. board. not bored. ANYWAY she decided to go on spooky depths of interwebs.

Amber did a ol' searcharoo 

after seeing her fren hannie bite herself she wanted to learn this magic.

So she began searching...

"how to leave hankypanky"

No.

"how to leave hockey"

No.

"how to leave hankercheif"

No.

"RRYYYAAAANNNN!" She yelled running out of the room. 

"yes?" he said hiding the cheese-itz quickly

"HOW DO I MAKE A HANKYPANKY?"

"sexual intercourse?"

"NO A HANKERCHEIF?"

"cloth?"

"NO A HOCKEY!"

"a hickey?"

"YES! A HONKEY!"

"oh my." Ryan said avoiding eye contact.

"TEACH ME YOUR MAGIC," Amber insisted.

"well uh.." Ryan trailed off walking towards Amber. "You do this." he said grabbing Amber's arm and putting it up to his mouth.

He bit down softly.

"GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU SUCCUBUS VAMPIRE!" Amber screeched flailing her arm.

she calmed down and looked at her arm. there was a mark. "look!" she beamed at Ryan. "A hanky!" 

"Yes a hickey," Ryan said studying it.

"LET ME TRY...NOM!" Amber yelled gripping Ryan's arm and biting down.

"OW!" yelled Ryan.

"Eww you taste like a cucumber sandwich dipped in orange juice"

"how descriptive?"

Hannah walked in the room and froze, noticing Amber's arm. "you two playing hockey?" she asked grabbing the milk from the fridge heading towards the bathroom.

"What?" Ryan asked.