Britney and Justin were on their honeymoon.
Britney was showering with money when Justin walks into the bathroom.
Justin: You do realize that the reason you smell is that you bathe in the paper right?
Britney: I do not stink.
Justin: There are literally cartoon smell lines coming off of you
Britney looked at her to see that Justin was telling truth. She decided to bathe like a normal person.
Britney: Fine, then.
Britney called for her butler to remove the money from the tub and replace it with Fillico Water. After Britney finished her $6,800 shower, she sat on the bed with Justin.
Britney: Even though I was born 3 days ago as a full grown adult and we only got married 7 hours ago wanna have sex?
Justin: I wish I could, but I ain't got a dick.
Britney: I want a divorce
Justin: Why?
Britney: CAUSE IM BRITNEY BITCH AND I WILL NOT MARRY A DICKLESS PENGUIN
Then Britney ran back home to her parents
Peppa: BritBrit what are you doing here?
Britney: (crying) Justin was a dickless penguin
Batman: (falling to knees) WHY? Why does it happen to the best people
Peppa: Well, until you can find a husband will a dick you can stay with us
Note: IDK what these chapters are becoming. I'm running out of ideas
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Peppa Pig x Batman
FanfictionA love story better than Fifty Shades of Grey Also the chapters will be really short and make no sense
