bro thing; jjk ✔

three*

“open it up wider kook,
open it up”.

“harder kook, harder”

“do you mean like this?”. i showed him my movement and namjoon hyung laughs at me and said “no, wider baby”..

i swear to god, without any captions you'll think that we're having sex, but it's not even that close in having one. i wish it was tho..

shit am i really gay?

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“oh my god what the both of you doing?!”. seokjin hyung came to view

“this umbrella won't open up,
jungkook tries to fix it
and i'm cheering him up”.

“i thought the both of you are having sex”.

“i wish”.

“what?”. they said in unison.

“i wish i could
open this up immediately
this is harder than i thought”.

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lol