There was a nice kid that everyone loved. That is not this kid that I am taliking about. This kid is a fat beast. No one liked him. One time he was at Disney World and Mickey Mouse ran away from him. He is on the naughty list just for being so dang ugly. The kid was a freaking whale.They built special doors just for him. His fat is like an ocean. You can swim in it and get lost, and only ten percent of it has been explored by daring scientists. RIP-Daring scientists.
But he wasnt the only one. There was a female just like him. No one even knew she existed. One time, she was in her house, and her parents were all "Honey, did you buy a pet hippo?". So she went on a walk one day. She saw the other fat kid. They ran to hug each other, but they couldnt run. They rolled. As fast as they could. They were perfect for each other. They tried hugging, but they were too stinkin fat. They lived happily ever after.
