I'm not even gonna bother writin' "Dear Diary" because its for stupid posh totties who think they're it. So basically, my Nan was like "You really should start writing a diary, love. I wrote one when I were your age and its great reading back on it!"
At first I was going "OH DONT BE GAY NAN! I aint writing nothing!" but den I relised dat it might be quite fun...I dunno really.
So todaii I were walking to skool and I had my new headphones from HMV plugged into mah bb. I was like boppin mah head to some Justin Bieber (XOXOXOXOXO I AM SO MRS BIEBER!) and this guy walking pass me was all like "PIFFAY! YOU SOME PENG TING HOTSPICE!" So I just started smiling like a crazzay person because dis guy was pengaleng! And then he walked over to meh and we were bare flirtin!!! He said dat he was 18 so I had to gas bout my age and said dat I was 18 too although I'm only 15. The he pulled me into dis supa cool den place and I started kissing him and he was a sick kisser aswell!!!! And den I felt his face go into my pocket and den he just ran off. I was like "WTF!!!!" and he turned round and I realised he took my BB!!!!!! I was swearing and cussin his lykke craazzzzayy! He must have been shook! I started chasing him all around the school and he was barre slow! I actually caught up with him! I started givin his barrre slaps and he looked so shook I was LAUGHING! He actually dropped my bb and ran off. It was sooo live when I told my friends about it!!! My bezzie mate Lauren is still laughing like hell! Usually my walk to skool is soo dead OMG. LOL LOL LOL. So basically dat was mah day! Will write again soo...maybe
Chelsea
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Hi, I'm purely writing this book for fun! It is in no way serious and all the spelling mistakes are intentional. I also wish for people not to take offence in any sort when reading. If you dont like this sort of thing then please dont read it! Many thanks to those are are reading!
ginnieismycat
