One fine evening when mafeline and jaume were sitting drinking tea on the front porch they see lumberjack Noah run out from behind the bushes and say dear Noah what is wrong my boy???? Noah replies saying my mother just gave birth to a hippopotamus....... of course this made magelne and jaibe curious so they got the fuck up and they ran on over to see what was up. To their surprise Noah was correct. Except this wasn't an ordinary hippo, this was a hippo chimpanzee assmonkey mix to create adam nance......... madfue and hayej decided to hunt down Noah and mess with him. They called up mr tinfoil and told him to make a fucking hilarious video to ruin Noah nances life. Haha. That's it. Game fucking over. Noah nance screamed at nothing when he found out the news. mayde and jaemi were laughing their asses off at how much they've mentally fucked with their friend and probably mentally scarred him for life. When suddenly their phones went off and they looked at eachother like this
They then saw a message from the monkey himself. Adam nance. He said guys Noah was gonna kill himself you're horrible people. They laughed at the news and adam said IF YOU DONT HAVE THE VUDWO CANCELED IM CALLINT THE POLICE!!!!!! and then he jumped off a bridge and maddie and jaime drew pictures and made fun of adam for the rest of eternity.
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The life story of adam nance
Horrorthis is the story of a really old man who likes to harass kids