so i was just staring at my ceiling at 4 AM when i saw 2 dark figures fucking and moaning above me
and i was like what the literal actual shit is going on and my entire apartment was vibrating
it was like a fucking earthquake okay i was so fuckin shook everything was shook and
these 2 were just rlly at it man they were so fucking rough like oh my fucking god
this bitch just stared at me whilst she was just getting fucked and randomly just decided
to scream at me and i was like bitch excuse you why are you in my apartment fucking a
banshee okay like no honey u can take this shit outside or something tyvm there'll be
no sex in my apartment i am a christian mother with 4 cats and 1 ferret i don't want my
children to be traumatized okay and this fuckin bitch this MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
OH HONEY LET ME TELL YOU THIS BITCH FLYS UP TO ME AND SHe'S LIKE fuck you i fuck wherever the fuck i want to bitch you can't touch me i've been doing this for years and I WAS LIKE OH HONEY HONEY FUCKING LISTEN BITCH YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR LITTLE WHACK ASS TRAP ASS MOUTH RIGHT NOW i'VE GOT CHILDREN WHO ARE TRYING TO SLEEP ALRIGHT PLEASe GO TAKE THIS SHIT OUTSIDE and she was like nO BITCH FUCK YOU AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU TOO BITCH DOn't YOU FUCK WITH ME MY DAD IS A LAWYER and she just stared at me and i gave this bitch the death stare and she was like ok fine fuck you and i was like oh my god honey thanks bye i can finally fucking sleep
BUT JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO FUCKIN SLEEP THIS WEIRD SLAV MOTHERFUCKER COMES OUT OF
MY FUCKING CLOSET WITH A BIG ASS CONTAINER OF BORSCHT AND I'M LIKE BITCH HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING IN THERE AND HE WAS LIKE BITCH I DON'T FUCKING KNOW AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON AND HE WAS LIKE I'M NOT REALLY SURE BUT I BROUGHT YOU SOME BORSCHT AND I WAS LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
