Eww! Anyone seen this new video of these fags! I'm gonna be sick! Y r they so fucking ugly! Too bad they can't sing either! @Harry_Styles especially u!
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I throw my phone aside on my bed after I finish. I get up and pull my long black wavy hair into a pony tail and run downstairs in shorts and a tank.
"Hey sweetie, what are you doing up?" My mom asks me sleepily as she walks into me with half open eyes.
"Getting breakfast, it's like 6:30" I laugh at her worried face as she runs to get ready for work. I grab a pop tart and throw it in the toaster and grab a glass of milk while I wait.
I sit on the counter top and stare into the living room to see my little sister entranced in none other than 'This is Us" also known as the fag movie.
"Change this shit!" I yell at Melody from the kitchen.
"Well, Mrs.Marcie. I don't remember when you turned into my mom. 17 years old is too young for that!" She yells back as I jump off the marble countertop.
"Well since your 12, I'm still the boss of you" I say as I snatch the remote from her.
"Hey! I was watching my husbands!" She yells again.
"News flash! Your husbands are all gay wads!" I laugh at her as she pouts.
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Not"
"Their gay!"
"Not"
"Gay"
"Not"
"Gay"
"Not!"
"Girls! Girls! Quiet! Your brother is still sleeping" my mom yells as she grabs a bagel.
I stick my tongue out at Mel before the smell of smoke reaches my nose.
"Is something burning?" My mom asks...uh-oh.
"My pop tart!" I scream as I run to the toaster. Of course there would be smoke coming from the top of it. I quickly pick it up and run and throw it outside. That was a close one.
I turn around to a very frustrated and fury filled mother. Thankfully before she can speak and or yell...her favorite child walks in the room.
"Max! My beautiful baby boy! I'm sorry we didn't mean to wake you up" she pinches the 23 year old in his train undies and nothing else on his cheek.
"I just thought I smelt food" he looks around confused as he scratches his bare hairy tummy.
"Oh well your lovely sister Marcie was cooking but had an oopsies" she scowls at me.
"Now I have to leave for work. Be good kids for mama. Love you all!" She yells before she walks out the door.
"So what were you cooking?" Max asks me.
"It's called burned pop tart," I smile falsely and do jazz hands for affect," so easy to make and fast in case of a grab and go situation. But watch out...warning: it could ruin your toaster" I put both my thumbs up and wink. He laughs at my stupidity before getting up to look for food.
"Whatever! I'm going to get ready, see y'all in a sec" I tell them as I run upstairs back to my room. I leave my hair in a pony tail and curl the ends. I pull on some dark blue shorts and a flowy tank top that shows the bottom of my darkly tanned stomach revealing my belly button. It reads 'WHATEVER FOREVER' in all caps across the light pink tint in black. The perks of living in Cali. I slip on some black sandals and run back downstairs.
"Willa is picking me up like usual see you guys this afternoon! Love!" I yell as I run out the door. As usual my bestie Willa is chilling in her car with the roof down and her music pumping. As soon as she sees me, she turns our song on. Being California girls you can figure...
'California girls, we're unforgettable!
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!
Sun kissed so hot!
We'll melt you popsicle!
Woah woah woah!'
The song shoots through the surround sound as I jump into shotgun.
"Hey sexy, you ready?" She asks me as I kiss her cheek.
"Yep! Let's go!" I yell as she hits the gas.
By the time we reach school, we are already late so we sit in the car before Willa smirks deviously at me.
"Look we're already late...guess we just can't go?" She shrugs innocently and I laugh.
"I guess we can't" I shrug back.
"YES!!!!" She yells as she hits the gas pedal hard to get out if the parking lot.
We pull up to the mall and she turns to me looking serious.
"Clothes, shoes, yogurt, nails, and I need my brows done"she tells me and I nod as we get out.
Shopping went by pretty fast as we both had about 4 to 5 bags each. Then we got about 3 pairs of shoes each.
We stopped for a yogurt break and then proceeded with nails as we laughed at the Asian women who we knew were talking shit about us. Then finally, we got our eyebrows done and it was already time for me to go home.
Ugg!n
walk back to the car and she drives me home. I give her kisses goodbye and walk into the house and set the bags down by the door.
"Oh my god!!!! Marcie!!!! Oh my god! Come here now!!!!" Mel yells.
God...what'd I do now?
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Fanfiction"I've always wanted to be one of those people who didn't really care much about what people thought about them...but I just don't think I am." ~Harry Styles
