"What the hell how'd you do that babe?" I asked questionably not noticing I had totally just called the hottest guy IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE SCHOOL "babe."
Laughing he says "Me your babe no never ever your really ugly I was just messing with you because your in my girlfriend's seat!"
He already had a girlfriend well of course I thought but it was back to reality!
I almost let out tears right then and there those words echoing in my head "ugly, girlfriend, messing with you." I knew this shit was to good to be true I got up and slapped him right across the face and i guess in perfect timing because as soon as I looked up there she was Mrs. Hamilton herself starting to say "MY OFFICE NOW YOUNG LADY"
But I cut her off mocking what she would have said "yah yah office now"
In a smartass voice I ask "so how was your summer I saw you buying thongs at Wal-Mart, you know did that black leather and cheetah print one fit you or was your camel toe out because darlen it was out in those yoga pants of yours!"
She quickly shut the door and screamed "that's just about enough young lady, you haven't even made it to first period and your already smacked the shit out of boys like can't you wait til tomorrow I already have 5th graders to fucking deal with!"
"Ehhh you'll be fine" I said as I prop my feet up on her desk. "Just calm your tits will yah but those A's ain't nothing compared to these D's!" I say as I move my boobs up and down while i say that.
"But you wouldn't know about that would you" I say in a bitch pitch.
