Captain Canada [Steve Rogers/ Captain America Fan Fiction]

Chapter 3 - S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Nick?" Steve called through the microphone in the ship.

"Yes Captain?" Nick replied.

"We have Victoria, or Captain Canada." Steve said back.

"Very good, Captain." Nick said.

"And Clint." Clint implied.

"Yes, and Clint." Nick said Clint smiled proudly.

"And Victoria." Victoria said.

"Yes, and Victo- wait you really didn't do much." Nick said.

"I agreed to join, didn't I?" Victoria asked.

"True..." Nick said.

Clint put his hand up for Victoria to hit it and she did.

"It feels good to be appreciated!" Clint yelled putting his arms up in the air.

Victoria got back to being bored and tired. Steve looked back at Victoria as she looked bored, and tired.

"Don't talk much, eh?" Steve asked while smiling back at her.

"Eh? Really?" Victoria said.

"Trying to make you feel more at home." Steve replied to her.

"Really? Cause' this doesn't feel like Saskatchewan." She told him.

"Saskatchewan? Where is that?" Steve asked her.

"I feel like I'm talking to a post." Victoria said out loud.

"I always feel like that." Clint revealed Victoria laughed.

"I'm kidding...I know where Saskatchewan is." He told her. 

"Clint, for you, that's mean." Steve said smiling.

"It's true! The truth hurts! Deal with it!" Clint said to Steve.

Awkward Silence...

"Awkward Silence..." Clint said out loud.

Steve and Victoria snapped their heads around to look at Clint.

"Oh...Did I say that outloud?" He asked with a nervous grin.

"I'm just happy you didn't sing." Steve said.

"Good idea, Steve!" Victoria said smiling.

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes..." Clint and Victoria started singing.

"Oh Dear Lord." Steve said.

~~~~~

Victoria fell asleep in her chair as Clint and Steve were having a conversation about spaceships.

"When you think about it, wouldn't spaceships like blow up in space? Like the material in space would blow-?" Clint asked.

"Clint, I could really care less, of what you're saying right now." Steve said.

"Fine be that way then..." Clint said crossing his arms being like a 5-year-old kid who didn't get his way.

Awkward Silence...

"ETA, Steve?" Clint asked Steve.

"10 minutes." Steve said looking back at Victoria. Steve just smiled as he flew along.

Clint looked over at Victoria, "He is so in love with her..." Clint said to himself in his mind.

~~~~~

They landed on S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters in the air. Clint and Steve got up and went over and stood over top of Victoria and looked at her, while she was still asleep.

"Who's carrying her out?" Steve asked Clint.

"You..." Clint said pointing to him.

"You..." Steve said.

"I can't I'm too weak." Clint said putting his arms up.

"You have muscles." Steve said.

"But, not as much as you." Clint said as Steve just looked at him.

"You have muscles like a missile, and my muscles are like a pistol..." Clint said.

"Missiles do more damage then pistols." Clint said.

"Fine." Steve said lifting her up.

"Then, you can go and put her in your bed." Clint said to Steve. Steve looked at him in a disgusted face.

"If you know what I mean." Clint said smiling at Steve.

Steve swatted Clint in the back of the head.

"Are you going to stop doing this everytime I say something?" Clint said.

"Not for everything that you do, just everytime you think that Victoria and I will have a moment." Steve told him.

"Then, I'll tell you right here, right now. You'll have to continue doing that for years to come." Clint told him while patting Steve on the back.

~~~~~

"Captain." Nick Fury said greeting Steve once he got off the plane.

"I'm guessing that's Victoria?" Nick asked him as he looked at the girl over Steve's shoulder.

"A passed out Victoria, that is." Steve said nodding.

"Where should I take her?" Steve asked Nick.

"We don't have a room for her yet." Nick told Steve. 

"Maybe take her to your room just for now." Nick commanded Steve.

"And she'll sleep in my bed?" Steve asked Nick.

"Yes, of course, where else?" Nick asked him.

"I was just making sure that was where she was going." Steve said to Nick.

They both left and Steve took Victoria to his room.

~~~~~

Steve walked into his room, and put Victoria down on his bed, softly. He took off his shirt, showing his six-pack. He laid down next to Victoria and started played with her hair. He took off her clothes - he didn't look, unlike most guys would.

He got up from the bed and opened the covers, he put Victoria underneath them. He went over to his side of the bed, took his pants off, turned the lights off, and climbed into his bed. He looked at Victoria and kissed the top of her head. He put his hand into her's and he fell asleep with her next to him.