There was an evil teddy bear who ate people's mattresses to grow bigger. One day, Alex was home after buying an onion when he saw a huge teddy bear in his house. The onion grew huge and told Alex "I'll get rid of that teddy bear!" and attacked the teddy bear. The Teddy bear lost the fight and died, and the onion laughed. "What's so funny?" Alex asked. The onion said "The teddy bear was never evil, I'm the evil one!" ..........
