Quotes & Moats

The Gruesome Moat

Once upon a midnight dreary, there was an elder woman who felt quite weary. She had worked all day and had worked all night, just to complete her moat of frights. The moat was filled with gruesome things, with wild boars and toadstool rings. But why? The question is at hand, why build a moat with such horrific plans? And to that question, the answer is simple. The elder woman had contracted... a pimple! And to steer away any prying eyes, she built a moat of a grandiose size. But the gruesome moat sealed her fate, and all warriors viewed it as a challenge in wait. They all stormed upon her terrible moat, to get to her home, where there was treasure, they hoped. 

Lmao but they were hella wrong, indeed.
And the moat forced the warriors to quickly recede. Alas, all but one abandoned their quest, and that's why this warrior was the best. The warrior domesticated each wild boar, fought through the sludge and arrived at a door. What oh what could be inside, the warrior was sure to find. When she finally entered the elder woman's abode, the warrior sat down at a table of stone. "Oh elder wise, oh woman pretty, why was your moat so goddamn shitty?"

Fin.