Funny bts stories/Funny faces

What would bts do if they saw a baby in front of their house/dorm

Jimin:*goes in and gets a butter knife with strawberry jam and spreads it on the baby and puts a picture next of him to it*there ma kid u have jams now and sexiness

Namjoon:*picks it up the accidentally rips the baby apart*Dang it why do this always happen...SUGA MAKE A GRAVE PLZ

Taehyung:*shuts door And shouts*WHAT THE HECK IS THAT TINY THING!!

Yoongi:*sees baby woozi and goes back in and gets 3 dolla chain and sunglasses and puts it one baby woozi*yeah infires yea man say sweag

Baby woozi:Sweag

Yoongi:Nice*walks back in and shuts the door*

Seokjin:your beautiful...but not as beautiful as me but I'll take you and teach you how to be beautiful!

Hoseok:believe in yourself and have hope *gives horse toy and a cookie with hope on it*

Jungkook:*gives a live bunny*there your a bunny too like me!