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Albus Dumbledore has updated his status: HowDoIDoASpace

Harry Potter Commented: You crackpot old fool you click the BIG space bar at the BOTTOM of the keyboard!   (This comment has 3 likes)

Albus Dumbledore: Thank you Harry, but 50 points from Gryffindor.

Ron Weasley: Again?

Albus Dumbledore has updated his status: I am currently having a depressing bath tub time with my Phoenix because I have been called a Crackpot Old Fool again.

Harry Potter: Oh Professor I'm sorry but we don't need to know about your personal life.

Albus Dumbledore: I love these new voldy bath bombs that Hagrid got me they look just like him! An old bald prune.

Hagrid: I know right!

Ron Weasley: What do they smell like?

Albus Dumbledore: They don't smell like anything because Voldemort doesn't have a nose, Weasley.

Ron Weasley: Oh right, sorry Voldemort.

Voldemort Updated his status: Currently crying with my box of tissues but I can't blow my nose because I don't have one, thanks guys.

Harry Potter: HAHAHAHAHA

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 04, 2018 ⏰

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