An Unexpected Explosion (Deidara)

Chapter 17: Kabuto

Joozous POV

As I finished pulling Deidara in, I threw him. So he stumbled back then hit the bed. He sat up and was on the edge. He looked mad and blew the hair out of his face. I set the bags down and stretched. I then walked to the bed and sat down next to him.
After removing my shoes I just turned and looked at Deidara. He was just looking at me and had an impatient expression. "Ok, ok. I'm taking it off." I said as I then put my hands up in defeat. "Hmm." He said nodding and smiling. He then removed his cloak and set it on his lap. I smiled and nodded.
After shifting my body around and sitting criss cross on the bed I looked at the snake and made sure nothing was wrong. In cause he tried to take it off himself. "Ok put your arms up." I said. "Ok." He said. He did so and looked down at me putting my hands near the snake. I then slowly grabbed the head of the snake and unwrapped it.
When I finished I got up and put the snake on my bed side table. As I looked at Deidara, I smirked. "I'm still deciding on what I get for your ignorance last night." I said. He began to sweat and then look at my chest. "My eyes are up here." I said snapping my fingers. He looked back up then blushed.
       "I'll copy your chakra. I can have another mouth on my other hand and might learn some stuff from you." I said thinking as I looked at his hands. "My art is an explosion!!! You can't just copy it, un!!!!" He shouted. "I never mentioned anything about copying your art." I said walking closer. "Fine, un." He said shrugging as he continued to sweat. I motioned him to stand and he did.
       I then moved the hair covering his face to the side and grabbed his chin. He blushed hard and was shaking. Confused I shrugged and kissed him. I then closed my eyes and felt his chakra passing threw his lips and into mine. I was gonna pull back but then I felt him kiss back. I then let go quickly and saw him fall backward in my bed.
After a bit of waiting I checked and he was out cold. "Ahhh shit..." I said rubbing my neck. He's not dead but he's gonna be out for a bit.
       I sighed knowing I'm to lazy to carry him. "Might as well get him some food and water. He will be out for a while." I said as I then got up and left the room.
I walked down the hall and after a while I came into the kitchen. I then saw Itachi who was sitting at a longish table that was beside the kitchen, drinking tea.
I ignored him and went into a cupboard. I grabbed a cup and filled it with water. I then looked around and was able to get some cookies. I put a couple on a plate and was about to leave but stopped.
I smelt something...someone.... "Kabuto..." I said remembering meeting him once. It was brief but my village accidentally discovered one of the hide outs belonging to Orochimaru....however all that was inside was a grey haired, purple clothed medical ninja.
       He was able to kill all the scavengers who discovered him but I had to clean up the mess. He was able to approach me and plainly told me that this would happen to anyone that would come close. Then he advised me to leave before he killed me. I did since killing him was not my mission. However if he's here and this close, others would have sensed him. So he's either here for an evil reason...or he's allies with the Akatsuki....
        Anyway I quickly walked out of the kitchen to my surprise when I entered the main room with the statutes, I saw Pein, Tobi and Konan talking to a hooded  figure.
        "Kabuto..?." I whispered under my breath. Nah that dude smells a bit different. I ignored the fours conversation and went around them heading to my room.
         "Joozou.." I heard Pein call as I was almost out of view. I turned and walked back.
"Yes master..?" I asked as I stood strait hoping these weren't his cookies.
"How many people are you allowed to make blood pacts with...?" He asked as he faced me.
"I can make about three, however I've only had one at a time.." I responded as I remembered my old master talking about it.
"Understood. Joozou, this is Kabuto. You will be assisting him with an important task. Kabuto will explain and you must follow his instructions. Now, I must ask you to make a blood pact with him.." Pein said as he motioned to the hooded man.
"Yes master....I will then start the ritual...wheres Kabuto..?" I asked as I set the plate down on the floor. I then made hand signs, bit my thumb, and set it next to the plate.
         "Summoning jutsu.." I said plainly as a snake appeared. I grabbed the plate and put it in his head. I smiled and it soon slithered away to my room.
          "He's right here..." Pein said as he moved to the side and looked at the hooded man.
           I just stood there then approached the man. His mouth was visible but the rest of his face was covered. I stopped 2 feet away and smelt him.
           "This guy smells like different...that ain't Kabuto...smells like a snake...with hints of Sanin." I said as I turned to face Pein.
           "I'm afraid Lord Orochimaru is no longer with us....." The Hooded man said with a chuckle.
            I turned back around and saw the man put his hood down. The guy had short churlish grey hair, pale near white skin, and snake like eyes. I also noticed that one of his eyes had the purple liner that Orochimaru has on both of his..
            "Ohhhh....Hi Kabuto....I'm assuming that you didn't kill him....you don't have the balls or power to kill a Sanin..." I said as I crossed my arms and thought about Kabutos appearance.
             "Correct...I did not kill Lord Orochimaru...Sasuke Uchiha did..I simply absorbed my Lord..." Kabuto said smirking.
             "....ok...lets just get his over with..." I said as I took a kuni out.

Man what a fucken pain... -_- (lol Pain...)