More than this (One Direction Fanfiction Story)

Chapter 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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More than this, a One Direction Fanfiction Story 

by Lost0Joy <3

Chapter 2: Hahahahaha

To say Niall and I were evil masterminds was an understatement, we were fucking geniuses when it came to playing pranks, but we weren't sure of what to choose, there were so many fantastic ideas! It was just hard to pick one! "Well, in my opinion, we should probably use Plan F and Plan M" I told him since he knew what I was talking about. He thought about for a second and then nodded. He gave me the lads numbers and I grinned. First would come Harry. I dialed his number and put my phone near my mouth as he answered. 

"Hello?" he asked and I couldn't help but giggle a little. "Who's there?" he added and I grinned at Niall.

"OMG IT'S HARRY STYLES, YOU'RE SO HOT I MEAN IT. OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE YOUR NUMBER UWAAAAAH THIS IS SOOOOO AWESOMEEEEEE" by the time I had finished that the line was already dead. He had hung up on me. I giggled again.

"He hung up, Niall" I told the blonde leprechaun that was besides me. He nodded and grinned back. "Now Zayn Malik" I said and dialed his number. He picked up really fast and said a mere 'hello, vas happening'.

"KYAAAA IT'S ZAYN MALIK? I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE THE HOTTEST ONE DIRECTION MEMBER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE SEE IN THE OTHER LADS. I MEAAAAN IT, YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND BEAUTIFUL AND AND AND AWESOME. SAY VAS HAPPENING AGAIN" He hadn't hung up yet though, I was wondering what he was going to say, probably 'please don't leak my number...' or something like that.

"I know I'm the hottest lad in One Direction. Thank you, now bye" I laughed really hard while the line went dead, that seemed like a nice conversation to me. 

Niall chuckled while I continued to laugh. "Well, Zayn is definitively a funny one. I need to meet him someday, he sounds interesting" I said in between laughs, Niall nodded with a smile on his face. "Now Louis..." I said and dialed his number. He answered with a mere 'Hello it's Louis'. "OMG, YOU'RE LOUIS TOMLINSON? YOU'RE LIKE, THE BEST ONE DIRECTION MEMBER, I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE SOLOS AND I WANT TO EAT YOUR CARROT. PLEASE" the line was dead by the time I had said the carrot thing, he must be disturbed by everything I had just said. "Are you serious? I want to eat his carrot? Couldn't you just say something less perverted?" I told Niall who had previously written stuff for me to tell his best friends. Of course I didn't know anything about them, so I didn't know what their fangirls would say either. 

Niall shrugged. "I wanted to traumatize him, blame me for having fun?" he said innocently and I chukled, well this was fun and he was right, I'm pretty sure that traumatized him. "Now call Liam, that's the only one we have left" he said and I nodded dialing Liam's number. He said 'Hello it's Liam'.

I took a breath before starting to squeal. I heard him sigh and say. "Well, seems like someone leaked all our numbers. Why are you calling everyone?" he asked and I turned to Niall, voicing 'he knows I'm the one calling everyone'. He shrugged and motioned me to answer something, anything.

"Well, because I love everyone in One Direction! And since I got your numbers I thought, why not let them know how much I truly love them! Liam, you're specially my favorite! Don't tell the guys though" I said giggling, I heard him sigh on the other side. Niall gave me a thumbs up, I must have sounded like a fan. 

"Look, I appreciate you did this and everything, and I would be really happy if you don't give these numbers out, like to your friends or anyone really. I don't mind if you stay with them, just don't give them out... and don't call us that much" Liam said but I knew that he was thinking about changing his number. I giggled and squealed.

"That sounds awesome! Thanks Liam, I knew you were my favorite! You're the best!!" I said but then turned and gave Niall the phone. "YES LIAM, YOU'RE AWESOME, I LOVE YOU" he said with a girly voice and I fell to the floor laughing, people were looking at us weirdly but we didn't care, we were awesome. I heard Liam growl. Niall put the phone in speaker.

"NIALL HORAN HOW DARE YOU FOOL US LIKE THAT, YOU EVIL LEPRECHAUN" He yelled into the phone, because of that Niall and I were rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. "I'm serious Niall! I thought someone had leaked our numbers and soon all our fans would have it!" Liam said, he sounded frustrated. "Where are you?!" he asked and Niall stood up, stopping to laugh as his face was serious. 

"Somewhere over the rainbow" he sang while dancing his irish dance, I continued laughing as I heard Liam lecturing him through the phone. "Yes yes Liam, yes she's my friend, no she's not interested in leaking our numbers. Yes, I trust her. Her name is Lena. ...Why are you asking me that? Uhuh, I'm in front of a restaurant in the same mall. We're sitting on a bench... or were really, Lena is rolling on the floor laughing her ass off. Okay, bye" by the time Niall had hung up I had stopped laughing and was staring at him, wondering what the guys were going to do once they came here. "They're on their way" Niall said with a expression of terror, what were they going to do to us once they came here... his expression didn't help me, it actually scared me. 

"Niall Horan, Lena. I'm going to murder you guys" Said someone from behind us and we turned around to see a very mad One Direction. Everyone had their hands crossed across their chests and were scowling, apparently they didn't like our little, innocent, prank. "So this is Lena?" Liam asked while scowling at Niall. I nodded and grinned. "Nice to meet you I guess, I'm Liam. This is Harry, Louis and Zayn. But you already know that, right?" he said motioning to each guy as he named them. They didn't smile or anything but I still grinned at them. They hated me, hehe. 

"Well, I'm Lena Brennan, and yeah I know that already because Niall showed me pictures of each of you. I didn't really know your names before either" I said awkwardly, although I doubted they would believe me, they are popular and almost everyone knows them, but I'm not really into popular bands...

They looked at each other and then to Niall who nodded while chuckling. "Well, those ARE news. I'm glad you're not obsessed with us at least. It'd be weird because you have our numbers... and we don't want the fans to have them... they would end horribly" Liam said and I nodded. 

"Don't worry, I'll give you my phone so you can delete the call thingy, so you don't have to worry about me having your numbers" I said handing him my blackberry but he shook his head, saying that it was fine for me to have them. "Anyway, you guys are probably busy, I should get going" I said while turning to walk away but certain blonde leprechaun stopped me. 

 "Nah, hang out with us" he said and that's how I got stuck spending my day with the One Direction guys.