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Wake up. Wake up. Wake up Jerome! we have to start packing, these clothes ain't gonna pack themselves. WAKE UP! Ok mom. Please give me a second. can u leave the room I have to get out of bed. (Mom) "why do I need to leave the room. do you pay these bills. So therefore this is my room and I'm going to stand right here!" Well, mom can you close your eyes please. So then I got out of bed and stretch. little I knew mom didn't close her eyes. she was like those little kids at the movies when their parents tell them to close their eyes. and her jaw dropped. she said Jerome that is big. I said, what are you talking about. she said, your huge penis! I was like mom why are you looking while I pushed her out her "room". I was sitting on my bed like why is she so Lonely, she gotten to the point of looking at her son. I got out of bed moved over to my closet.

I had way too many clothes. 75 pairs of shoes. Over 300 shirts. 200+ pairs of pants & shorts. more than 150 pairs of socks. I was like I'm only taking half this shit on the first trip downtown. So I pulled out my suitcases and started to pack.

(4 hours later)

As I went down two flights of stairs with my suitcases I was tired. So I asked my brother "Brandon" to help me pack them in to my car. I went to go unlock my beautiful convertible white Bentley. my brother said, "how will all of this fit into your car?" I said, " i don't know but it's all going to have to fit trust me." towards the Enid putting stuff in my car we still had 7 bags left. I didn't want to leave anything behind. so I asked him if he could follow me in his Range Rover (Auto Biography) to the collage with the rest of my bags he said. "sure no problem!"

As we were driving down I-75 I felt my car vibrate, which isn't normal for a Bentley. then my tire pressure came up on the navigation screen and said it was safe to drive for another 5 miles. but two miles later pow goes my tire. and I had to do a mediate stop. then, the next thing I knew my brother range rover went slap into me.