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Range rover Bentley smashed. Wow, what a combination! We couldn't call the police because our insurance rates would go up. we don't need that because mom only give us $20,000.00 a month. that's not a lot with my personal expenses a month.

Anyways we called AAA to tow our cars back home. When they arrived the two Caucasian men walked up to us and said, "how do niggers like you drive cars like this?" My facial expression shifted so fast, you might've thought it was light! then I stated, "Sir, I'm not a nigger. Your to ignorant and under educated that u would call me that. I'm an African-American. did I just come up to you and say oh....... How did a cracker like you get this job? no I didn't so stop using that fucked up dated word before I put them up your asses!"

After this conversation I called a new tow-service and they had the best customer service ever. they assisted me by talking about different body shops around the city etc.

Pulling up into the driveway.

Tow truck driver: wow nice house, it's huge!

Me: oh, thanks it not all that.

Ttd: well where I come from these are castles!

Me: hmm we need to start kicking shit cuz u haven't seen the world.

Ttd:we'll here's my card

Then moms run out the door full speed and said are my babies ok. we said "yes, aren't you looking at us," as we laugh. she didn't find it too funny. then her mouth opens, hand goes around her hip, and and eye twitching. I said in my head "here we go."