"I like you how I like my pickles"
"long, wet and hard? ;)"
"as far away from me as possible; I hate pickles."
where your classic class clown, jungkook, has a personal agenda to get the smart kid, taehyung, to like him.
texting fic
honeyjoone 2018
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(+82)6-389-3022 so there's this guy at a bar, and he walks up to the bartender and says "hit me with your strongest liquor". suddenly the bartender starts hitting him with his tongue. the dude says "wtf are you doing?" the bartender replies "hitting you with my strongest licker" LMAO
YOU: and who's this?
(+82)6-389-3022 someone
YOU: no shit lol. is this a wrong number?
(+82)6-389-3022 this is taehyung right?
YOU: no this is julio who's this
(+82)6-389-3022 confused™
YOU: can i plx know who this is thanks
(+82)6-389-3022 jimin said this was the right number i didn't think he'd give me a fake wow
sorry to bother you mr julio
YOU: you know jimin? are you in my school?
(+82)6-389-3022 aha so it is tae
YOU: who is disssssssssss
(+82)6-389-3022 do you hate me
YOU: gonna have to be a bit more specific there fella
(+82)6-389-3022 we're in the same class. ppl say you don't like me.
YOU: :'(
if we're in the same class i most likely don't hate you! i'm pretty sure i like everyone in my class :)
can i know who this is?
(+82)6-389-3022 oh seriously? that's such a relief wtf
this is jungkook
YOU: oh
yeah they're right i don't like you lol bye
(+82)6-389-3022 wAIT WHAT
WHY
PLS AT LEAST TELL ME WHY
YOU: hmmmm let me pull out my list
you're rude, obnoxious, annoying, self centred, big headed, think everyone will fall at your feet, cocky, not funny.. need i go on?
(+82)6-389-3022 wow way to sugar coat it
sorry how am i any of those? i'm one of the nicest people you'll ever meet?
YOU: lad you just ticked off about three in one sentence
(+82)6-389-3022 wow ok be salty then
you know what idc if you dont like me
YOU: cool bye
(+82)6-389-3022 wait.
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new fic bc y not lmao
PLS DONT TRY CALL THE NUMBER IDK IF ITS A REAL ONE OR NOT
