I personally had no ideas for this story. Please stand by while I unleash my randomness and derpyness to you guys as you read this story of epicness. If you are not aware of nyan cat's rainbowness, STOP.DROP.ROLL TO YOUR NEAREST TECHNOLOGY AND GRAB...
Okay, so I read through my story a couple of times and realized nothing made sense, so I'll explain some things it this short segment because I'm lazy and it's a Sunday. Lets begin! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In the first chapter, Hermione told Ron that he couldn't POSSIBLY ask Nyan cat. That's because if a student is transfigured, usually they can't speak English. Also she was just being a prat and treating Ron like he was stupid.
Nyan cat is actually really smart. His record for learning a new language was 3 hours. He can pretty much pick up anything as long as he hears it being spoken by people around him. That's why he didn't understand a thing at the beginning but then became something Albert Einstein and Dumbledore pooped out.
How can Nyan cat, who is a cat, do such wonderful magic? Well, magic from wands and such works the same as Nyan cat's magic. The reason Nyan cat is a poptart is because he transfigured himself into being one.
Nyan cat has little paws. How can he cut up gurdyroots and grind up beetle eyes? Well, Nyan cat has teeth. And claws. Use your imagination.
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This is Pusheen. He's a fan of the holy Nyan.
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