Madhuri: bollywood hasn't taught you anything?
Lily: i don't think so!
Madhuri: bollywood has the answer to everything Kiran!
Lily: oh my name is lily but you can call me whatever you want!
Madhuri: okay let's see what bollywood has taught you
Lily: okay! what if i see a hot guy, um hm and i want his number, how will i get it?
Madhuri: what is your mobile number?, what is your style number...ahaha (bollywood song)
Lily: okay, what if you wanna suffer from a breakup?
Lily's mom: what ah breakup, shakeup, you say anything about breakup i'll break your face!
Lily: mom shut up!
Madhuri: Chocolate, lime juice, ice cream toffiya..la la la(bollywood song)
Lily: okay! how to beat flappy bird?!
Lily's dad: oh i hate flappy bird, i hate bloody that game!
Madhuri: kabutar ja ja ja, kabutar ja ja ja!
Birdie fly fly fly, bird fly fly fly
(B.S)
Lily: okay how to beat in hide and seek?
Madhuri: gumsudaa, gumsuda
Lost, lost
Me yaha hu me yaha hu yaha hu yaha hu!
I am here, i am here, i am here!
(B.S)
Madhuri: so what do you think kiran?
Lily: my name is lily not kiran!
Madhuri: tu ha kar ya na kar tu hai meri kiran tu hai meri kiran!(b.s)
You say yes or no but you are my kiran
Lily: oh its too late you don't wanna go home?
Lily's dad: okay let me try!
Lily: okay
Lily's dad: okay madhuri ji what am i feeling now?
Madhuri: ?
Lily's dad: dhak dhak karne laga oh mora jiya ra jalne laga (b.s)
Lily's mom: karde mushkil jina ishq kamina!(b.s)
Lily's dad: what do you think you are aishwariya rai?
Lily's mom: so what do you think you are shah rukh khan? he has that six packs not a flab like you!
They starts fighting
Lily's mom: you wanna eat this?*shows hand* huh you wanna eat this?
Lily's dad: yes yes i wanna eat!
Lily's mom: wait you wanna eat this na!
Lily's dad: i will go out from here do i go?*cries a bit*
Madhuri: me chalti hu!
Lily: badi mushkil hai!
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If you liked this short play then check out its video on youtube!
The video is called: what bollywood has taught me!
Its all related to bollywood!
Its really awsome!
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