Why Is Heaven So Lame

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Jake's POV

Why is heaven gotta be so lame everyone is just so ugh perfect and it's annoying. I am so freaking bored of angels I wanna go see something other than the color white. I am leaving heaven to watch humans and figure out their ways. I don't mind humans most angels think they are disgusting little people with feeling and illness.  I don't I think they are interesting.  I just wanna figure out how they live their lives and make it worth it when it gets boring.  I wish I had a real friend. I have friends but they are all goody two shoes and lame. I want someone like me.  When I come to earth I get rid of all that angelic bullshit. I pull on my black skinny jeans, my jack Daniels tank and my leather jacket and head to a gas station a mile or so out. I go in and buy a monster and a bag of beef jerky and sit at one of the tables inside. I hear the door ring a few second later and this cute little angel walks in with her leather and  jeans like mine. I just stare in awe while she checks out.  Then I turn back and I hear footsteps coming my way. I look up and she winks. I put on my best smile and wink back as she walks out. I am so stupid for letting her leave maybe we will meet again someday. 

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