Two

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by chubbyeol_jones

Baek
Aaagggghhhhhh...
I'm so mad right now
What's the best way to get rid of a body

Yeol
As long as there's no evidence there is no need to get rid of the body
Just make it look like a suicide
Drown the person with an oxygen mask and tank filled with water
No bruises, no fingerprints, no hassle

Baek
I'm not sure if I should be impressed or afraid

Yeol
Fine you want to do it the hard way
Burn the body I'm acid
Or chop it up and feed the parts to pigs
They will eat everything and leave no trace of a human body
Believe me I have seen this

Baek
Are you a serial killer?

Yeol
Maybe
Maybe not
Wouldn't you like to know

Baek
On second thought forget I asked

Yeol
So tell me who you plan on murdering

Baek
My dad
I am so mad right now

Yeol
Oh
What did the old man do?

Baek
Apparently I can't break up with my boyfriend or should I say fiance

Yeol
Fiance?
That's disappointing
There goes my chance to get into your pants

Baek
Not the time to joke around Yeol
Its not my choice
Its an arranged marriage
But in the beginning they said if it didn't work out between us in a year we could break the arrangement
Now he is telling me whether I like it or not I'm marrying the bastard
I was like WHAT THE FXCK

Yeol
Whoa

Baek
Its crazy right

Yeol
Yeah
But I'm more shocked you can swear like that
I have always imagined you as an innocent puppy

Baek
Can you be serious for a minute?

Yeol
I can be serious
But not with you

Baek
You should know I'm far from innocent

Yeol
I will have to find that out on my own
Seeing is believing
;)

Baek
And how do you plan to do that?

Yeol
By getting in between those juicy thighs of yours

Baekhyun shook his head sideways. It was just an assumption about his thighs. Right. There is no way Chanyeol has actually seen him. Right.

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What do you think?