Studyhall..... stuff

Scatology

Arabella was a hormonal and slightly insane teenager. Worst possible combination. Her crazy-ass obsession with poop got her into college studying scatology. She probably needs help and will most likely end up in a house full of cat poop because she is allergic to cats. That's a story for another day.

Arabella was walking to her first day of class when a nearby student asked her where the bathroom was.

"Hi I'm Jac and I'm new here. Do you know where the bathrooms are?"

Arabella shook his hand and replied, "Oh, I'm not sure either, I'm new too, but could you please take this bag in case you find it."

Jac looked puzzled "Why?"

And that crazy bitch Arabella told him, "For a feces sample, duh."

Poor Jac didn't know what to do, he just ran off to get as far away from that freak as possible.

Arabella was the puzzled one now, "Jac wait, come find me if you find the bathrooms so I can check for fecal samples!"

Jac's face was redder than hell now, but he just ignored her and kept speed walking away. She didn't know why, but she seemed to get that reaction a lot when she tried to make new friends. She thought maybe it was the fact that she asked for fecal samples, but that wouldn't make sense.

Arabella walked into class and the professor was the only one there. "Hello, you must either be Arabella or Peyton, the only girls in my class."

Arabella smiled "I'm Arabella, Professor....." realization struck the professors face,

"Oh Crapple, Professor Crapple."

Arabella started to laugh, "That's a good one, I hope to hear more those!"

Professor Crapple was very confused, "Excuse me, what's so funny?"

Arabella went pale, "Oh.. a nevermind I was just thinking of something from earlier. Yeah."

"Well in that case, I'm glad you have a sense of humor, I love making jokes."

Arabella wasn't a good people person so she just smiled and sat down to wait for class to start.

All the other students soon after filed in, and she immediately noticed the most attractive man she ever saw. He was not tall, but not short either. He had chocolate skin and bright bleach blonde hair. And his nose, oh that nose, it must have been a chocolate dipped strawberry, Arabella's favorite dessert. Arabella had a very interesting taste in men, she liked the ugliest people.

Professor Crapple introduced himself and started passing out textbooks called "The Great Scatsby." "As in The Great Gatsby, you know the book!" Professor Crapple was the only one to laugh at that.

Professor Crapple taught everyone for the whole semester making his sucky jokes that nobody cared for. Arabella worked up the nerve to ask strawberry nose out, he passed out but said yes when he came too. She later learned that his name was Bic Shonaz. Peyton became good friends with Arabella and they love to ask random people for fecal samples and watch them run away. Arabella actually didn't die alone like everyone thought because she married Bic, and had 15 children to prove how much they loved each other.

The day before she died she was interviewed by the CONN news, "For our last question we want to ask something everyone is wondering. What is your biggest accomplishment?" Arabella took a glance towards her family, and Bic smiled right back at her. "My biggest accomplishment would be making a commitment that would change my life forever..." "Oh that's so swee-," "....opening my office of scatology, The Ass's Apple." Bic's smile faded, and the journalist's did too. "That's nice, well I guess we better be on our way."

Sadly, the next day, Arabella was hit by a truck advertising a new medication for constipation and died instantly. And her love of poop died with her.

-End-