It's A Wonderful Life ✚ Ed Sheeren

Two Months Ago

X+X

Two Months Ago (The later thing didn't make since and the ago thing made more since so we are sticking with ago)

What about an R name?" Ed asked.

I ruffled my nose a bit. "An R name sounds kinda weird. Why don't we tweet about it?" I suggested.

"The fans don't know about it yet."

"Perfect way to tell them." Ed smiled, before giving me a kiss.

"Let's go to the computer." Ed smiled. He stood up and held his hands out for me. I smiled taking them and he pulled me up. He practically carried me up the stairs.

"Ed, I think I walk myself up the stairs." I laughed, as we got to the top.

He laughed before saying, "Safe not sorry." Ed took me into the office, and sat down on the office chair, pulling me in his lap. I logged into the Mac using our pass code, EDSKYLARAUGUST

Since I didn't have a twitter, we used Ed's.

@EdSheeran: TwitCam in about five minutes, be ready! Ed & Sky! xx

"Why so long away?" I asked.

"We have to figure out what we are going to say." Ed answered.

"I'm pregnant and have no idea what to name the baby, tweet me names!" I mocked. "See, it's that easy, now go get me the ice cream and a spoon and get back in four minutes." I added.

"Okay babe." Ed smiled, I stood up so he could and he sprinted downstairs.

I guess being pregnant had it's ups, I mean I made Ed my bitch. I mean he was always my bitch, but now he adores me more than me being his -what do you call people who have bitches?- PIMP! I'm a bad ass pregnant pimp.

"Here babe!" Ed grinned, handing me the pint of Ben & Jerry's Red Velvet Ice Cream and a spoon. I mumbled a thanks before getting situated.

We started a TwitCam. "Hey guys!" Ed smiled.

"Hey!' I waved. "So I bet you guys are wondering why we are having a TwitCam. Well..." I trailed off and Ed held the sonogram over the camera.

"AHHHHHHHH! We're pregnant!" He yelled, he took the picture away from the camera. "And our little boy needs a name." Ed started.

"And we we're hoping you could help us pick one! Send them all in!" I cut him off.

"No R names!" He laughed.

"And I'm really craving pickles right now, instead of ice cream, so I'm gonna go get some pickles." I smiled before standing up. I started slowly making my way downstairs, I heard random stuff Ed was saying, and then him running up by my side.

"Here, lemme go and get pickles and you go and get settled into bed." Ed kissed my temple. God, works every time. I grinned, thanking him. I made my way back upstairs.

"Oh! Can I have some lemonade too?" I yelled, he replied with a yes, and I laughed.

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"Matthew?" Ed asked, causing me to shake my head.

"Cody? Aaron? Griffin? Leo? Samson? Romeo..." Ed suggested.

"No. Not really. Maybe. Never. Never. That is an R." I answered.

"Alex? Henry? Bradley? Joel? Enzo? Sid?"

"No. Nope. Nah. No. Dog's name. Like the guy in Ice Age?"

"Teo? Steve? Murphy? Jensen? Tadhg?"

"No. Nope. No. Isn't that a last name? Is that even a name?"

"Here's a girl who tweeted: Chase, Bentley, Easton."

I looked up and met his eyes, keeping a straight face... Don't get me wrong, these were the exact names I was looking for, I just wanted to scare him. A look of terror flash in his eyes, I caught him off guard when I jumped on him, straddling him. I kissed his lips. "Great names. I like Bentley Sheeran." I said, giving him a kiss in between each word.

"Sassy much?" I asked. I put my mouth to his ear. God I was horny. "It turns me on."

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 We started a TwitCam and greeted the camera. "Okay so we found the perfect names." Ed started.

"But we weren't gonna give it to you that easily." I finished.

"We made an Instagram page with his name in it. The only pictures we have on it, are all the sonogram pictures we have."

"The user name has the first name, last name, and middle name. Beware of fakes! First person to follow the account, gets to see Ed in concert."

"And gets VIP passes!" Ed yelled, holding up a VIP pass.

"Is this my VIP pass?" I mocked a British voice.

"Why yes, my kind dear." Ed tried to sound like he was proper.

"O! Why thank you posh sir."

"Oh but wait! There's another surprise!" Ed yelled.

"O! I love surprises!"

"You get two more VIP passes and two more concert tickets!"

Instead of replying, I did a double chin and bounced my eyebrows. Ed and I burst out laughing.

I was always silly and fun but since I got pregnant, I was too tired, fat, and hangry to do anything. I knew Ed had missed it alot, so I decided to give him this one.

"Let's hashtag the pictures. #EdSheeran, go search in that hashtag." I pulled out Ed's phone and opened Bentley's Instagram. I hashtagged the pictures and looked through the hashtag. "Oh boy, somebody already posted my double chin picture. Look! Everybody is posting pictures of us!"

"Guys, she is new to Instagram, also she made her Instagram!" Ed exclaimed.

"Which was every overwhelming, I had to try about a hundred times. Then, I asked the girl who has my name as her user name if I could have it, because I am the real Skylar, and she was like 'I'm the real Skylar...' and I commented back and said 'Nooooo. You aren't.' and she commented back and said, 'Bitch, you are just mad because I get the jump on that whenever I want. Also you are mad because I am more successful, and I get to have Ed's son.' And right now, I'm not sure if I should be flattered, mad, and a bit pleased with myself. I mean, I get to jump on that, have his son, and I'm successful. Anyways, my user name is SkylarHSheeran."

"Why did you use my last name?" Ed asked.

"Hm... I wonder why." I mocked a British accent again.

"Maybe this is why!" I yelled, shoving my finger in the camera.

I checked my phone and two people had followed. The first being @HolySheerios

I hurriedly commented back:

@BentleyNiallSheeran: CONGRATS @HOLYSHEERIOS YOU WON! DM ME AND ILL GIVE YOU MY CONTACT INFO!

I gave her my email, telling her that if she told anybody it, I would delete my account.

She had told me her name is Olivia and that she loved the name, congrats, that she was crying, etc.

"THE WINNER IS @HOLYSHEERIOS!" I yelled.

"We are naming our son Bentley Niall Sheeran." Ed announced.

A/N

Wow dudes, my head is freaking THUMPING but that wont stop me from baring Ed Sheeran music and getting hungover with Ice Cream. 

The next chapter will be so much awesomer because it will be present day in the next chapter, yay. 

No, but my head really does hurt, and I sprayed Break Cleaner in my eyes. 

IT FEELS LIKE ACID IN MY EYEBALL OH BOY. IT HURTS WORST THEN WHEN I ATTEMPT TO PUT ON EYELINER.