The Hoe Next-Door [Kth]

Yoongi

After contemplating running away on a freight train to Alaska just to escape brownie boy, I sat defeated on the couch. A text buzzed from the phone underneath my butt, and with a groan of annoyance I sluggishly moved my arm to grab it. Adding to my dismay, I saw the alert was from an extremely obnoxious someone that used to live right next door- my asshole of a best friend;

Yoongs🔥🤠
Hey
How's life without your favorite gay

Chaerry 🍒
I can't believe you
moved out, you bitch

Yoongs🔥🤠
Well someone had a shitty
day now didn't they 🤧

Chaerry 🍒
I'm pretty sure the new
kid is in the same grade as
me. I fucking hate you Yoongi

Yoongs🔥🤠
Listen i had to go to college
eventually 🙌
The parties here are lit
Classes are starting soon tho

Chaerry 🍒
Do the world a favor
and never say lit again

Yoongs🔥🤠
So have you and jimin finally
Sailed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chaerry 🍒
You're still gay af for him
aren't you 😉

Yoongs🔥🤠
who wouldn't be for
those THIGHS

Chaerry 🍒
We both have zero
chance with him

Yoongs🔥🤠
Duh I just felt like being
an ass. Love yoi

Chaerry 🍒
Of course 🖕
And you can't spell for shit

Yoongs🔥🤠
*YOU

Chaerry 🍒
How's the dorm

Yoongs🔥🤠
Can't believe I'm saying
this but I actually sorta miss you

Chaerry 🍒
Aww you're a softie

Yoongs🔥🤠
Yeah whatever you hoe

Yoongs🔥🤠
Lol I got sidetracked.
Anyways what about the new girl

Chaerry 🍒
First of all he's a guy

Yoongs🔥🤠
Omg mY BABY CHAE
IS FINALLY GONNA GET
THE D

Chaerry 🍒
F off, he's weird!
All cute one second then
sexual the next.

Yoongs🔥🤠
Example?

Chaerry 🍒
He woke me up at the crack of
dawn to give me half eaten
brownies, then practically pinned
me against the damn wall

Yoongs🔥🤠
Sounds like a dAdDy ooo🤪

Chaerry 🍒
Is that all you think
about you horny little shit

Yoongs🔥🤠
I'll gladly take him if you
don't want him

Chaerry 🍒
I never said that -

Yoongs🔥🤠
So you DO want the D

Chaerry 🍒
Get a job

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((Super duper short chap today that acts as a filler/intro to yoongi <3))
((Expect a fantastic chapter to come your way!))