Lucifeer bagul waz az tuff as nailz. Evereyone knew dat. he lieked to yull, and maek fun of everyone, becuz he iz satan, and therefore he haz premisssoin. Most baguls aer afraid of Luci. And he lieked dat. But he had sum dark secruts that if aneeyothur bagul discovured, they wuld not fear him aenymoure.
It waz a bright sunney dae, but he didnut kno becuz he waz still in tha toaster. Anywayz, Lucifeer bagul made sure no othur bageuls wer watchin, before he pulld out hiis ippod, and went to watch his favorite bagully Tv show, Bagel with a blog. He thought dat the bagul on tha show waz hilarious, and Lucifer laughed at da wondrful humer fer hours. He den heard footsteps. Laucifer turned off hijis ipod, nd turnd to see who waz comin.
"Wat are you doiinnn??" Michael bagul loomed ovur him.
"Nothin." Lucifr stuttered.
"Donut lie Luci."
"I'm noot!" Lucifer whined. Micheal puncheed his brothar.
"Yuo are such a crabcake."
"UR MEAN GO AWAY!!" Lucifer yulled at Michael. Michwel sighed, nd went to anuthur part of tha toaster. Lucifer decideed tah listun to music instead. His favoourites wer Justin Bagelieber, nd One Dirbagel. he luved their smooth sexy bagel voicez. Lucifer waz jammin out, but then Adam walked ovur.
"Hai."
"STAHP INTERRUPTIN ME JEEZ!" Lucifere threw a spoon at Adam.
"Ouchie."
"Shut up you big dork." Lucifer stuck his tongee out.
"Wut music aer you listening to???" Adam leened his spongey bagul bodee closer tah Luci.
"Gud music."
"I liek elevator music." Adam said, thun randoomly strutted away, shaking his bagul hips.
"That made no sense." Lucfer stared at the struting bagul. He sighed, nd put his headphones back in, pleased that noboody had learned of his secrut.
"By tha way," Adum bagul turned around, nd callued out, "I donut think Justin Bagelieber is gud music."
