Tough Love (PantherLily x Exceed! Reader)

Malk

I arrived at the guild with Levy and when we were there I went to Mira to ask for something to drink. I saw Pantherlily there and he seemed to be getting something to eat with Carla.

"Hey Carla, are you helping Mira today with her work?" I asked

"Yes, can I get you two anything."

"Maybe a kiwi or two, what do you want Y/n?" Pantherlily asked.

"Can I have a glass of malk?" I asked.

"I can't get you malk but I can get you some milk." Carla said.

"Thats what she just said." Pantherlily pointed out.

"Ya it's just malk." I said.

"No, she's saying malk like it's some sort of disease or something."

Pantherlily chuckled and asked "Okay, how do you say it?"

"I say it how almost everyone else in this world says it, milk M-I-L-K." Carla replied.

"Ya like 2 percent." Pantherlily said.

"Ya like whole malk." I said.

"Wait, say milkshake." Carla said.

"Milkshake."

"Good, now say milk."

"Malk."

"Are you hearing this Pantherlily?"

"Ya, my girl wants a glass of mulk." Pantherlily replied.

"Mulk?" Carla asked.

"Give her some mulk Carla."

"Pantherlily, inside voices please." Mira said as she passed by.

"Sorry Mira, my cat friends." Pantherlily said.

"CARLA, POOR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!!" I yelled.

"Why are you yelling at me?" Carla asked.

"Just give her the fricken mulk." Pantherlily said gesturing towards me.

"You both aren't even saying the same thing." Carla said.

"WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK CARLA!!!" I yelled.

"NO YOU'RE SAYING MALK, HE'S SAYING --" But me and Pantherlily interrupted Carla by yelling out malk and mulk.

Carla pulled out a spray bottle full of water and aimed it at us before aiming at herself. Pantherlily and I brought our own spray bottles to and aimed them at her.

"Dont do it Carla." Pantherlily warned.

"Dont you do it." I warned.

"YOU'RE GOING TO SPRAY ME IF I SPRAY MYSELF, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!" Carla yelled.

Pantherlily and I looked at eachother and aimed our spray bottles at our heads.

"DONT DO IT CARLA!!!" Pantherlily yelled.

"YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME, YOUR HAND IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME!!!" I yelled.

"THIS IS SO STUPID I'M SPRAYING MYSELF OVER THIS!!!" Carla yelled.

Mira then walk towards us, took the spray bottles and one by one handed us to our owners. Before she walked away she looked back at us and said "Inside voices."