Excretion without honor and humanity

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Daten City, a town flinging to the threshold between heaven and hell. With a piece of its human inhabitants, it's regularly threatened by foul-tempered, evil spirits. A faded darkness lodged in the cracks of troubled souls will have struck this town today, unnoticed. However there are some who wield a light beyond all human understanding, and ascend their stools of righteousness to eradicate those shadows bound by the bowels of hell. But who could it be given the three that are eliminating this darkness? Are they servants of God, or minions of the devil?

Outside the church Chuck is playing until he gets shocked by lightning and coughs up a letter writen W.C.

The church bell rings
A female cops jumps out of Boxers bed
"Shit! What the hell is going on?!?"

Sock slowly sits up and falls back down

Y/n doesn't even wake up she just keeps sleeping

The three fall through the floor

"Having a good morning, Boxer?"
Garterbelt asks

Boxer waves at the cop as she leaves barely clothed

"That's your cue to go sweet cheeks"

"And how are you feeling today, Sock??"

"Fuck off. Don't talk to me until I've had my god damn sugar"
He takes a bite of cake and makes an adorable face

Y/n sits up yawns and stretches purposely hitting Sock

"Ow! What the fuck was that for, bitch?!"

"For talking to my mom like that you fucking jerk, show some respect!"

"Respect my ass!"

"And you can kiss mine!!"

Boxer smirks wrapping an arm around my waist

"I'll gladly-"

Sock punches him in the face

"Don't touch her, man whore!"

"ENOUGH, HEAVEN HAS BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER CLUE THAT SHOULD LEAD US TO ANOTHER GHOST TO TAKE OUT"

Sock wasn't listening

Y/n fell back asleep on Boxers shoulder who also fell asleep head on top of hers

"LISTEN UP"

Garter pulled a scroll out of her hair

"WARNER CLOSET THAT MEANS BATHROOM WE HAVE REPORTS OF PEOPLE BEING SUCKED INTO THEIR TOILETS AS IF THE TOILETS ARE EATING THEM ALIVE I SUSPECT THIS BE A WORK OF A GHOST"

The three angels started a strange conversation

"Oh stop with that self ritious bullshit everyones got a hobby"

"Right like mine is sleeping"

"Yeah that's true but I'll stick with sugar"

"Don't you ever crave protein?"

"Don't you ever not??"

"I'm with Sock on this one"

"Come on protein is good for you, ain't that right Garter?"

"SHUT UP FIRST OF ALL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?? AND SECONDLY IF YOU DON'T TO BE STUCK HERE THE ONLY OTHER OPTION YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR ANYTHING RESEMBLING MALE ANGELS IS TO BUY YOUR WAY BACK INTO HEAVEN BY COLLECTING HEAVEN COINS YOU GET EXTERMINATING GHOSTS YOU TWO BOY ARE NOT HERE TO COLLECT WOMEN AND SUGAR SO STOP ACTING LIKE FATASS MAN HOES THE ONLY ONE THAT RESEMBLES AN ANGEL IS MY SWEET PRECIOUS BABY GIRL Y/N"
Sge yells to make sure the boys are listening

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