Once upon a time, a person fell down the stairs. He was named Sherbert. Sherbert didn't like sherbert despite his name. Sherbet was very weird in circumstances and also quite awkward. He didn't like people since they always called him Sherbert the Herbert. Sherbet was a loner for that reason, but he had a frog for a reason. He was also part frog, one frog leg and one normal. Nobody liked Sherbert .He believed that if a beautiful princess kissed him his frog leg would disappear and he would be a normal person. He might even get some friends.
But, everyone knew that wouldn't happen, literally everyone knew that Sherbet lived in a fantasy world. He lived with his mom. His mom was an old lady that hated life. The day started with her rushing into the basement with a dough roller and smacked him in the head.
"GET SOME FRIENDS YOU LIMP NOODLE." she yelled angrily.
Sherbert was done with his mom. He was going to show her that he wasn't a limp noodle, or a noodle at all. It was time to start his quest to find his princess. But before that, Sherbert had to attend his chess club...well to be fair he was the only one in it. He played against himself, one side would always win somehow. Just kidding, he lost against himself. He walked upstairs solemnly and sighed, looking outside, wishing to venture to the great beyond. His father hopped off the couch and made an odd gurgle, catching a fly from the air.
"FATHER I'M NOT A FRIED BISCUIT AND GRAVY YOU FRIED FROG LEG." His father merely looked at him and ribbited. He gasped in disgust. "NO ! YOU'RE SOGGY FRUITY PEBBLES!"
He stumbled out the front door. He managed to trip on a stick and his neighbors laughed at his as he hopped away.
" Who needs friends anyway" he mumbled under his breath as he hopped away into the sunset. Well not literally or he would be literal fried frog legs.
He hopped down the street, looking for something to do when a pack of bullies began to call him mean names like " soggy bread" and "cold bacon" They pushed him into the street and a bus ran him over. His frog leg was cut off from the tire going over the leg. He was rushed to the hospital, and he had a human leg replacement. He asked who kissed him, and a nurse felt so bad that she said she did. They fell in love the end. Well not really, she only wanted to him for the money that he earned from pity.
A/N~ Question Number 11 is rude and bad and shouldn't exist. (Not actual number 11)
