Dear Diary, February 29,
Why does nobody love me. I haven't had a birthday in 10 years. I'm still in second grade, my teacher threw a cucumber at me today. I don't know why but I felt very hungry when it flew my way, reminds me of my pa. IS THAT BAD? I went home and asked my mother about this, but instead of a proper response she gurgled the liquor and hit me again with a dough roller. This dough roller is covered in my slimy green blood. ew
