Hilarious & Fun Do's & Don'ts While Attending Hogwarts (REVISED)

Part 1

I will not give Peeves firewhiskey, then let him out in the great hall for the other students to deal with.

I will not give Peeves any weasley joke products as it creates havok and mayhem

Taunting peeves will only get me a detention and or badly hurt

Peeves is not the lord of hell and havok and I will not call him that 

Note that calling peeve short stack,midget,funsized,or small is very dangerous, considering his maturity level

I will not shave Snape bald

Snape's problem is not that he needs to get laid

I will not call snape a grease ball or a long haired slime ball

I will not jinx Snape so that he hangs upside down

I can still jinx a teacher from behind as long as I dont get caught

I am allowed to teach the gnomes how to cuss

Ronald Weasley is not to be nicknamed "Ginger Snaps" when he is mad

Proffessor Trewalny is not a ding-bat

I am allowed to go to the room of requirements anytime

I cannot call Draco Malfoy a flying ferret

I am allowed to cross breed filibuster fireworks,just not animals

Bring a Muggle to school day has officially been banned

 food fights are allowed in the great hall as long as students clean up the mess

I will not get Peeves drunk

On Halloween, I am allowed to toilet paper the whole Hogwarts Castle

Umbridge-it's is not an actual disease or sickness

I can make the toilets and other stuff in the castle come alive

Having wand fights is allowed

Trying to lead the house elves on a rampage will get me expelled

Blast ended skrewts are not to be kept as pets

Breeding dragons is highly banned

flobber worms are harmless to me