I will not give Peeves firewhiskey, then let him out in the great hall for the other students to deal with.
I will not give Peeves any weasley joke products as it creates havok and mayhem
Taunting peeves will only get me a detention and or badly hurt
Peeves is not the lord of hell and havok and I will not call him that
Note that calling peeve short stack,midget,funsized,or small is very dangerous, considering his maturity level
I will not shave Snape bald
Snape's problem is not that he needs to get laid
I will not call snape a grease ball or a long haired slime ball
I will not jinx Snape so that he hangs upside down
I can still jinx a teacher from behind as long as I dont get caught
I am allowed to teach the gnomes how to cuss
Ronald Weasley is not to be nicknamed "Ginger Snaps" when he is mad
Proffessor Trewalny is not a ding-bat
I am allowed to go to the room of requirements anytime
I cannot call Draco Malfoy a flying ferret
I am allowed to cross breed filibuster fireworks,just not animals
Bring a Muggle to school day has officially been banned
food fights are allowed in the great hall as long as students clean up the mess
I will not get Peeves drunk
On Halloween, I am allowed to toilet paper the whole Hogwarts Castle
Umbridge-it's is not an actual disease or sickness
I can make the toilets and other stuff in the castle come alive
Having wand fights is allowed
Trying to lead the house elves on a rampage will get me expelled
Blast ended skrewts are not to be kept as pets
Breeding dragons is highly banned
flobber worms are harmless to me
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Hilarious & Fun Do's & Don'ts While Attending Hogwarts (REVISED)
فكاهةThis will basically be like my Twisted and Hilarious Rules of Hogwarts but revised and better. Fun,awesome, gross, and hilarious things to do do while being a student at Hogwarts, and also rules of Hogwarts.
