Septiplier and Pewdiecry One Shots

Too Tall (septiplier)

AN: here goes my first one shot... I used a prompt because my brain is legit ded rn like I have NO IMAGINATION RN. anyways, enjoy or somethin like that idk... ;-; *prepares to get roasted*)

Age: 17
Warning: contains cussing

Jacks POV

I was sitting on the couch watching TV when I suddenly got the urge for some cookies and milk, because who DOESN'T like cookies with milk while watching TV? I got up and walked into the kitchen, only to see Mark standing there looking for something in the cabinets. I didn't really seem to notice so I just got the carton of milk out of the fridge and grabbed a glass. After getting the glass of milk I put the carton back and went to go get the cookies, only to see Mark holding the container of cookies up in his hands, just above my reach. Of course he was smirking.

"Lookin' for something, Jackaboy?~" he said teasingly.
"Mark just give me the freakin' cookies."

Mark was a lot taller than me, so he was always teasing me for my height.

"You'll have to get them from me." He chuckled.
"Mark come on, please? I just want some cookies so I can watch TV."
"At least try Jack"

So I did. I kicked him in both shins and grabbed the container of cookies. I grabbed my glass of milk and walked back to the couch, sitting down.

"There's no reason to kick me for them."
"You asked for it Mark. Don't EVER challenge me for cookies. I WILL ALWAYS BE VICTORIOUS."

I heard him soon walk over to me. He leaned over the couch and softly kissed my forehead.

"You're lucky you're so tall Mark..."
"Awe don't be that way. You're small and adorable."
"Oh shut up." I said, slightly flustered.

Mark then sat next to me and watched TV with me. He eventually fell asleep.

'Now's my chance...' I told myself mentally.

I got up quietly, not to wake him up, and walked to the kitchen. I grabbed a pitcher and filled it with ice and cold water. As I walked back into the living room, I wondered if this was a good idea.

I looked at the sleeping tall ass tree that is my boyfriend.
Yep. Worth it.
I dumped the freezing pitcher of water on him.

"WHO'S THE TALL ONE NOW, FUCKER?"

(AN: oh my god I'm sorry for my crap quality writing. *legit prepared for full on roasting* first time writing soooooo yeah I'm legit horse crap at this. OHWELL.)