aries: broke a window doing whatever malicious stuff they were doing (the only reason they got caught)
taurus: stealing money from grannies and grampies
gemini: illegal car racing. no license either.
cancer: vandalizing the house of someone they really hate
leo: was in the wrong place at the wrong time
virgo: prolly has millions of kidnapped kids locked in their basement
libra: got in a dangerous fight and made a huge scene
scorpio: selling illegal drugs and weapons
sagittarius: robbed a bank
capricorn: hacking into people's phones
aquarius: credit card hacking, selling the government's information, and/or civil disobedience
pisces: possession of drugs
