The Three Of Us

The scare!

I wake up the next morning around 6 o'clock.Connor and Ryan are still asleep,so I decide to get ready for school.I pick out my clothes for the day.A white shirt with a huge skull in the middle,black skinny jeans,converse,and my leather jacket.I get in a steamy hot shower.In the middle of my shower,I feel cold air on my back.I turn to see Connor standing there with a mischief gleam in his eyes.

"Good morning,babe girl,"he purrs.

"Good morning now go die in a hole,because you're ruining my shower,"I hiss.

"Awww,babe is it your time of the month?"he asks.

"No,I'm two months late,"I state.Connor's jaw drops.

"That can't be true we haven't had sex in...two months,"Connor stutters.I love messing with Connor!

"Please tell me you fucking with me!"he exclaims.

"No I fucked you and Ryan,"I retort.After a moment of silence I ask,"So now what?"I see the wheels in his head turning trying to figure out wether he's happy,sad,scared,or all three.Then his face goes blank.

"Do you know who the dad is?"he asks.

"How the hell would I know?"I retort.I have two boyfriends,really Connor.At that moment,Ryan walks in.

"Hi.Connor what did you do to our poor little Vivi?"Ryan asks while starting to brushing his teeth.By now you might be wondering how are all three of us in the same bathroom at once?Easy Mom gave me the master bedroom and bathroom,by me I mean us.I know pretty awesome Mom,right?But one of the reasons is,because gradually overtime my room will have all of Ryan's and Connor's belongings making it their room,too.

"Our little Vivi is pregnant!"Connor growls.Aww he's mad.Ryan chokes a little.

"What!?"he croaks out.

"Is it one of ours?"Ryan asks.My jaw drops open.I know it's a fake baby and all,but really I would never cheat on my boyfriends!I'm a very loyal and devoted girlfriend,well in my eyes I am.

"What the hell,Ryan!You know damn well I would never cheat on Connor and you!"I yell putting emphasis on never.

"Just checking,"Ryan says.I'm giving them the silent treatment now.I know it's a joke,the pregnancy,but I'm hurt.I turn around and continue to finish my shower while plotting how to get my revenge.

"She giving us the silent treatment now.Nice going imbecile,"Connor hisses.

  After I know they went to go get ready for school,I get out the shower and get dressed.I go down stairs to see Mom making omelettes and bacon.Oh,I know! I'll tell Mom Ryan and Connor got me "pregnant"!I'm so evil the poor boys don't even stand a chance against an angry,overprotective mama bear.

"Mom,will you do me a favor?"I ask.

"Depends on the favor,"she says while flipping the bacon.I tell her what happened and ask her to play along when the boys come down stairs.She agrees.

"Vivi,sweetheart,your phone is ringing,"Mom says.

"Oh.Thanks Mom,"I say while giving her a kiss on the cheek.I may be a bad ass sometimes, but doesn't mean I can't love and respect my mom.I look and see it's Ashley calling me.

"Hey,A."I say answering my phone.

"Hey,are you coming to school today?"she asks.

"Yeah all three of us are.Why?"I ask.