"AHHHH I CAN'T DO THIS NO MORE!" Lexie yelled.
"Miss Sassypants. Joshy probably got her pregnant." Val said.
"Let's go to the convenience store and get a pregnancy test." Tiff said.
Geez, after two weeks you think it would get better! Nope not at all. Josh possibly got Lex prego.
"We're home!"
"Let me test this bad boy out." Lexie said, angrily.
Lexie runs upstairs to the bathroom. She shakes the pregnancy test and then pees on the desired area.
*10 minutes later*
"I'M NOT PREGNANT!" Lex yelled.
"Josh, maybe you're pregnant.. Little Rumpy Pumpy." Valerie said.
"Alright! We got two tests! Let's try dis." I said.
I hand Josh the test, he doesn't go to the bathroom. He pulls out his man parts and pees right then and there.
We all look away.
*10 minutes later*
"I-I'm pregnant?!?" Josh said.
"OoHh... Told ya!!" Val said. "I'mma be Auntie Val. Auntie Val, your local hooker." Val says laughing.
LOCAL HOOKER, I'M FUCKING DEAD.
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Nights with the Crew
FanfictionAfter fellow memer Marisa dies, the crew lives together in a mansion. This crew fanfic is filled with romance, wazowsk baguettes, and many other things.
