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Matt-is-daddy: you made the security cameras

Pidgeon:yes and stop fucking

Shirosdaddy:Katie we won't stop fucking we will just move room ok

RIP_Altea:there will be no fucking on this ship

Matt-is-daddy:we will fuck on my ship

It's-ya-bi:that is the good thing about me and Keith

Keithkogayne: Lance come with me into a private chat

_______________________ Keith:Lance they are going to be questioning me and you for ages

Lance:Or is it your pride

Keith: A bit of both but mostly Pidge questioning the crap out of us

_______________________ pidgeon: I will find out what you meant by that lance if it is the last thing I do

It's-ya-bi: what do you mean by that

Pidgeon: or should I ask Keith

Keithkogayne: you aren't asking me anything

Pidgeon: so Lance what is going on between you and Keith

It's-ya-bi: ummmm......... I am not saying

Pidgeon: you are fucking Keith or Keith is fucking you I can tell by the look in your face when you look at me after

Keithkogayne: Lance did you tell her

It's-ya-bi: no I didn't tell her

Keithkogayne: she couldn't of herd you because I make sure that you don't make noises

Pidgeon: I don't think you were meant to write that

Keithkogayne: SHIT no I wasn't meant to write that but now everyone knows that lance is an uke not a seme

Pidgeon: ikr😆

It's-ya-bi:it's not funny is it Shiro

Matt-is-daddy:no there is nothing funny about it

Shirosdaddy:I expected Keith to be the seme

Coranthebeautifulman: what is a seme

JungCOOK: a seme is the opposite of an uke for example Keith in this photo

JungCOOK: a seme is the opposite of an uke for example Keith in this photo

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Keithkogayne: how did you get that

JungCOOK:I put a secret camera on your lampshade because I was wondering why lance kept going into your room

Keithkogayne: how much did you see

JungCOOK: too much

It's-ya-bi:you know that if you asked I would have told you

Matt-is-daddy: Matt can I speak to you on a private chat please

Shirosdaddy: sure

_______________________ Shiro: I have had an excellent idea

Matt: what is it

Shiro: so if one of us wants to see the other for reasons ;) you know what I mean, we can use code words

Matt: that is an excellent idea

Shiro:we can use the word exercise

Matt:we can use the word bullshit

Shiro: wait we are the only ones with Microsoft phones

Matt:yeah

Shiro: we can use the chargers

Matt: explain

Shiro: one of us can say we lost our charger and the other one can come round to their room with their charger then we can do it and then the same person goes back to their room with their charger

Matt: expert

_______________________ Shirosdaddy: bullshit my phone is about to die and I lost the charger

Keithkogayne: bye Matt

Matt-is-daddy:I'm on my way

Shirosdaddy: thanks Shi- Shirosdaddy is now offline

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