... He seems to be unbothered through all of this, maybe he doesn't realize I attend his school? This even more embarrassing. "Nani?!?" He whispers to himself, talking very quietly almost as if he's- oh wait he is whispering to himself. "Hm?" I say, but not really say I just made that noise. "Finally, it's been 83 years!" E-EIGHTY THREE YEARS😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱.. "W-What?!?" Piss (short for Pisstopher) laughs his laughy laugh and smirks once again, it's almost as if that's all he does, but I'm not complaining. Blushing once more, I sigh in relief. So it hasn't really been 83 years.. woah. "So, you wanna go out sometime?" Piss asks, odd considering we basically just met, but hey I'm madly in love with him and have been ever since we met 6 minutes ago, so how bad can it be? "M-Me?" I am shocked to say the least, he grabs my hand, and smirks, my ovaries begin to convulse. "O-Of course... baka." I smirk back, I feel a rush of energy throughout my blood, as well as the violent shaking of my ovaries. "Heh! ask it's a d-date?" He questions this time in a positive tone that kinda sends the message that maybe he's happy about this date but if he wasn't then why would he ask? Anyway this question is very unnecessary in my opinion since I believe we already established that this was a date but okay!! I'm so excited, I run home, finally out of the one room that Piss and I were standing in, chatting inside the room that we met in and spoke in for a few minutes but it felt like hours there, in that room. I think I left him in the room that we were both in before, but I don't look back.
As I am arriving home I come across another person who I immediately recognize, but I wish I hadn't. His name: Chad Jake Derrick Austin Justinson (it just had to be f**king chad!). The most fuqboiest boy kid f*ckboy in the history of school as well as teenaged white f-boys. I attempted to make an escape, but I could not, for it was too late. The stench of axe body spray and hormones filled my nostrils, and in the process, burnt them to a crisp. He began "OHHH YOUUUU!!!~~~ my baby, my forever queen, slay." A man oh man did that vex me....
But this is only the beginning, I can't believe I'm talking to Chad Jake Derrick Austin Justinson... he's the 2nd most popular guy in school...
A/N: 1 comment=no Chad Jake Derrick Austin Justinson
Comment ur predictions for what happens next!! gn 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 (sry for the short chapter XD) the title doesn't even match !!!! clickbait
